Wife: Jab tum lassi pite ho

Wife: Jab tum lassi pite ho, to mujhe Paro kehte ho.
Jab whiskey peete ho to mujhe Darling kehte ho.
Aaj kya piya hai, jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho?
Husband: Aaj mein pura hosh-o-hawaas mein hun