DR KI SHAHDI EK NURSE SE HOGAI

DR KI SHAHDI EK NURSE SE HOGAI ,

DOST NE PUCHA SUNA KAISI GUZAR RAHI HE LIFE.

DR KYA SUNAOUN JAB TAQ SISTER NA KHOUN SUNTI HI NAHI

Aaya Tha Imtehan Mein Mazmoon Husn Pr

Aaya Tha Imtehan Mein Mazmoon Husn Pr,
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Parchay Mein Sab Ne Chehra Mera Bana Diya.)
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(',')Ufff...
)(>Ye
/\Students
Bhi na...?
1st Aae hain sb.

WorldCup Semi Final Pakistan Match Dekhne kay Adaab

Forward as received
WorldCup Semi Final Pakistan Match Dekhne kay Adaab
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1.Pakistan ka match bawazoo hokar daikhain.
2.Doraane match aayat ul kursi ka wird jari rakhein.
3.Match say zyada duaon mein khuzoo-o-khushoo ka muzahira karein.
4.Catch chootnay ki surat mein lahol parhein.
5.Catch pakray janay ki surat mein Allah ki hamd-o-sana karein.
6.Semi final aur final ka roza rakhein.
7.Match musallay per baith kar daikhein(AAP KI DUAON KA TALIB=AFRIDI=)....:8

Kon Kehta Hy Latakne Se

Kon Kehta Hy Latakne Se Qad Lamba Hot hy,
Doctor
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Agar AiSa hota To Bandar Sub Se Lambe Hote...
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/"\ye to socha hi nahi....

WorldCup ka Maza

Is baar to

world cup ka

ajeeb hi Maza aa

Raha hai,

FARAZ Qk

Pakistan semi final khelny susraal ja raha ha:-)

(.”)/”All”
<)) is
_/\_ well”

1 Faqeer Bachi Se

1 Faqeer Bachi Se:

ALLAH k Naam Per De Beta

Bachi: Mai Beta Nahi Beti Hon.

Faqeer: ALLAH k Naam Pe De Beti.
Bachi: Mera Naam Nusrat Hai.

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Per De Nusrat.
Bachi: Mera Pora Naam Nusrat Parveen Hai.

Faker: ALLAH k Naam Per De Nusrat Parveen.

Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat.

"Muaf Karo Baba"

Teacher ne 1 Bachhe ki Mom ko Likha

Teacher ne 1 Bachhe ki Mom ko Likha:
Bache ko Nehla k Bheja Karen.

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Mom Ne Note Parhne K Baad Likha:
Bachhe ko Parhaya Karen, Soongha Na Karen. :-)

i hate cigarette so i don't

NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don't touch it. ;-(
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SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so 'I BURN IT' :-)
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Attitude matters... ;->

Don't Get up Early in the Morning

One Day a Fisherman Got up Very Early in the Morning, There Was Not Enough Sunlight to Get into the Sea.

He Saw a Pack of Stones.

To Pass Time, He Started Throwing The Stone Into The Sea.

While Having the Last Stone in the Hand, The Sun Came up then he Saw that the Stone was a Diamond.

He Felt for his Misfortune of Throwing all of Them into the Sea.


Moral: Don't Get up Early in the Morning. :-)

Molvi di girl friend

Molvi di girl friend Molvi Nu Time de k na aai,

molvi intizar krda rya,intzar krn to baad Masjid wich gia tay speaker nu on kr k kainda.

”Hazrat! Changi ni keti ?

In a park 2 lover

In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,

Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?

Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”

Defination of a nurse

Defination of a nurse:

Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal

Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?

Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:
Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?
Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One

Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai

Wah prabhu kya therri leela:
Chuha Billi se darta hai,
Billi Kutte se darti hai,
Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,
Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai

“U r a Normal Student”

5 points that prove “U r a Normal Student”


1)Unnecessary talk on phone
2)Plan each day 2 study but end of d day-”Kal se pakka”.
3)U hav all d data but u work 1 day b4 d dead line.
4)Rite now U r thinkin of forwardin this msg to ur friends.
5)On each point U smiled, coz its true…

Wo Mujhe Iss Hairat Se Dekhta Hai FARAZ

Wo Mujhe Iss Hairat Se Dekhta Hai FARAZ,

Jaisay Main Ne Us Ka Koi Karza Dena Hai..!!

ALLAH k nam pr kch de do

Bhikari:
ALLAH k nam pr kch de do.

Pathan 100 ka note dikhaty huy bola:
kia tmhary pas 50 hai?

Bhikari:
khushi se g hain
Pathan:
to kocha pehlay wo kharch kro

Best error message of the century.....!!!!

Best error message of the century.....!!!!

An error shown by a computer:
No keyboard connected!!
Press F1 to continue... ;->

Who Is The Leader Of Ducks?

Pathan's logic

Who Is The Leader Of Ducks?

Ans: 'Frog'

Why?







Because Frog Is
'MAINDUCK'

Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010

Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010
Q 1. Describe the mechanism of loadsheding and blood shedding in Pak..
Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words.
Q 3. What is a Roti ? Briefly explain relation bw shahbaz shareef and roti.
Q 4. Draw labelled diagram of a suicide jacket..