PAPPU, go to the map and find North America

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

A student grabbed a coin,

A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study…..

A student was asked

A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”

“U r a Normal Student”

5 points that prove “U r a Normal Student”


1)Unnecessary talk on phone
2)Plan each day 2 study but end of d day-”Kal se pakka”.
3)U hav all d data but u work 1 day b4 d dead line.
4)Rite now U r thinkin of forwardin this msg to ur friends.
5)On each point U smiled, coz its true…

Give Me Sentence With a Direct Objec

Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.
Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.
Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?

Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)

CA PAPER HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT

DAILY DAWN:
CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

Q) What is the Capital of France?
ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is the capital of France.

RESULT DAY: Students FAILED

EXAMINER COMMENT(With a Devil Laugh): Capital of France is "F".

CONCLUSION: Even If The paper Leaks Student cannot pass. :-)

Oay bachi check karo!

Teacher:
�Woh dekho udher sundar larki khari hai.
Isko punjabi mei translate karo�


Student: �Oay bachi check karo!�

1boy+3girls=challenge..

TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge????

STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls=challenge..

Height Of Maska

Height Of Maska

Professor: Where Is Your Homework
Student: Sir It Tore While I Was Fighting
With A Guy Who Said You Were Not The
Best Professor In The College

Teacher: Why are you late

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with
your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

Bahut na insafy hai..

If a Driver makes a mistake , its an accident..

scientist makes, new invention

taiolor makes , new fashion..

teacher makes , new theory..

student makes,.. its a mistake.. Bahut na insafy
hai..

Four beautiful girls are walking on the road

Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on
the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student: WOW!

Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?

Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?
Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro. Kyon k
Shadi Shada Larki bhi Phans sakti hai.

Biology Teacher: Agar Larki Ko

Biology Teacher:
Agar Larki Ko Asthma Attack Ho To.
Usko Dair Tak Honto se Saans Do.

Wo Thek Ho Jayegi


Studnt: Wo To Theek Hai,

Lekin Aisa Kia Karen k Asthma Attack ho Jaye. :-)

Class Rooms are Like a Train

Class Rooms are Like a Train:

1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches Reserved for VIP.

Middle 3 are General Compartments.

And

Last 2 Are Sleeper Coaches. :-)

Law Of Answering In Examination

The Law Says:
"If You Can't Convince Them, Then At-least Confuse Them."

Do You Know Which Law It Is?

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.
.
.

The Law Is

"Law Of Answering In Examination"

3 Things Should Never Be Asked

3 Things Should Never Be Asked


1. A Man's Salary

2. A Girl's Age

And

3. A Student's Percentage


It Hurts a Lot! :-)

Tum Barrey Ho Kar Kia Karo Gay

Teacher: Tum Barrey Ho Kar Kia Karo Gay?
Student: Shaadi.

Teacher: Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kia Banogy?
Student: Dulha.

Teacher: Oho! I Mean Barrey Ho Kar Kia Hasil Karogy?
Student: Dulhan.

Teacher: Uffo! Matlab Aisa Kia Karo Gay, Jo Tumne Pehly Kabhi Nahi Kia?
Student: Nikkah. :-)

Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye?

Father to his son: Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye?

Son: Teacher kehti hain k 3+5=8

Agly Din Kehti Hain k 4+4=8

Phir Kehti Hain k 6+2=8

Unko Khud he Confirm Nahi to Mujhe kya Paas Karengi...!

Remix Version of TWIST

Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,
Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)
N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.