A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

Could u fax me

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp
…. I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER

I Love.....U I Love U..... I Love U

I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
Don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too

it shits in ur hands

Love is a bird:
u hold it tightly,
it dies.
hold it lightly,
it flies.
hold it nicely,
it shits in ur hands..
moral:
FORGET LOVE,,
just ……………… flirt

aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai

Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai
Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to
6 inch ki kar deti hai
Jaisay..
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"Chapaati"
Think positive yar

nahanay se pehlay kia lagaya karon?

Larki: Dr. sahab meray jism ki skin buhat narm aor Mulayem hai.
Es ki hifazat k liye main nahanay se pehlay kia lagaya karon?
Doctor:
"Kundi"

An Old Man with a Hot Girl

Saturday noon,

An Old Man with a Hot Girl entered a Jewellery shop and chose a Ring worth $200000 for the Girl.

Giving cheque, He said he’d collect the Ring on Monday aftr the Cheque is cleard.

On Monday,
Jeweller called up the old man. There’s no Money in ur Account!

Old Man:I Know,
but can You imägine the Weekend I had…..
(’,')

Who Can Drive Safely While Kissing A Girl

Any Man Who Can Drive Safely
While Kissing A Girl
Is
Simply Not Giving The KISS The Attention

It Deserves . . .

Excuse me can i sit beside u?

A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone, after 1 hour he gathers enough courage to ask her
"Excuse me can i sit beside u?"

she responds loudly "NO I DONT WANA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U"

every 1 in the bar starts to look at the man, the man was embarrassed
After a few minutes the woman walks over to his table smiles n apologizes says u see im a psychology student studying how people respond to embarrasing situations,

Man replied(loudly): WHAT 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS 4 ONE NIGHT?:-D

R u male or Female?

Male or Female
R u male or Female?
Answer k lea niche dekhein
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oh no dear ! Yaha nae apne niche.

A Girl to an Old Man

A Girl to an Old Man:

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


Malooum hai kahan Se ?




DOOR SE

Be careful when a girl tells u

Be careful when a girl tells u that
She loves u from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top!

mei kisi ajnabi larki ko

Meri zindagi k 2 asool hain.

Pehla:
mei kisi ajnabi larki ko lift nahi karvata. 

AUR dosra:
Mei kisi larki ko ajnabi nahi samajhta.

AM I CUTE? TEST call

AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

negative answer

By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”

GIRLFRIEND NAHIN BANATE

DIL KA ASHIYAN HUM NAHI SAJATE,
BAGO ME PHOOL HUM NAHIN KHILATE,
HUMARI 1 PASAND SE TOOT JAYENGE 1000 DIL,
IS LIYE HUM GIRLFRIEND NAHIN BANATE....

Arguing with girls, wife

Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like
wrestling with a Pig in mud.
After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty
& the pig is enjoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheap attitude of girls

Cheap attitude of girls.
When a boy sends dirty sms.
She laughs for 10 minutes.
Forward that sms to her friends.
Then replies the boy
“I don’t like these kind of sms ok”

A wife hit her husband with a frying pan

A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.
Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is [...]

Treat your girlfriend

Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
&
Changed it every 3 months.