agley hafte doongi

Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi…
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..

“I slept wid ur mom last nite”

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another

“I slept wid ur mom last nite”
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy”s response.
He laughs & says, “Lets go home dad, U r drunk”

He came at night, explored my body,

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

In a park 2 lover

In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,

Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?

Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”

BHARWA

BHARWA
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BHARWA
BHARWA
BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P

Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?

What’s An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?

A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE

Best error message of the century.....!!!!

Best error message of the century.....!!!!

An error shown by a computer:
No keyboard connected!!
Press F1 to continue... ;->

Jis larki ko lift de

Jis larki ko lift de
Wo nakab me b bohat pyari
Lag rahi thi
Us ke nasheli aankhein
Goora badan, Daraz Qad, Lambe ghaney baal
Jab wo boli to pata chla k
HIJRA/KHUSRA hy.

Let's boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots

Let's boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots.

We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. After all,
you are the most well known idiot alive. ;)

v were caught sleeping together

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

Ek din ap ke zindgi mein ese Larki aye ge

Ek din ap ke zindgi mein ese
Larki aye ge jo app ko
Pyar se chahe ge
Pyar se dekhi ge
Ap ko bohat pyar de ge
Ap se pyar mange gi
Ur
App ko kiss kr k khe ge
“I LOVE U PAPA”

Unki Awaz Suntay Suntay Raat

Woh Choom Len ek Baar to Aati Nahi Neend,

Unki Awaz Suntay Suntay Raat Jati hai Beet,

Is Liye Kehtay Hain Ye Risk Na Uthao,

MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO.

Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,

Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Woh Choom Len ek Baar

Woh Choom Len ek Baar to Aati Nahi Neend,

Unki Awaz Suntay Suntay Raat Jati hai Beet,

Is Liye Kehtay Hain Ye Risk Na Uthao,

MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO.

Kissing,Holding & Fire

KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle
&FIRE at the bottom!


Do you know the ANSWAR?


WHAT?

ho...don't think dirty...


its A ''CIGRETTE''

Legs utha ke karo

Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.

Ek accident ho gaya hai

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega

phir us ne dupata bi utar dia

Pehle us ne shalwar utari
phir us ne kameez utari
phir us ne dupata bi utar dia

phir

phir

phir kia?????

kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!!!!!

Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?

Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?
Aik Larka Hota Hai..
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Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..
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GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .

He puts his lips on mine

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car.
He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine,
but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!