Biwi ne kameez utari

Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say
Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar
bhi utar ker boli:

"Pata hai na, kya karna hai?"

Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai.. ;->

Wife: Aaj mere tan,man mein aag laga do

Wife to husband.

Wife: Aaj mere tan,man mein aag laga do.
Husband ne patrol phenk k agg laga di.
Moral?
“jazbat ka izhar asaan lafzon mein krein”

Wife: Ajee,agar Mai gum ho gai to aap kya krogay?

Wife: Ajee,agar Mai gum ho gai to aap kya krogay?
Husbnd:
Its the time to disco,
<(‘.’) (‘.’)>
/”/> < \”\
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kon dhoonday phir tujhko,
kabhi na milay tu mujhkooo..;-)

Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati

Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati

Ksi ne Khsh-Gwar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha
Shohar Bola:Mri BV Mje Joote Se Marti Hy
Lag Jaye To Wo Hansti Ha
Na Lage To Main.

Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai

Wah prabhu kya therri leela:
Chuha Billi se darta hai,
Billi Kutte se darti hai,
Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,
Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai

Buhat Dukh Hoa Tumharay Husband Ke Death Ka

Buhat Dukh Hoa Tumharay Husband Ke Death Ka..
Chalo Ab Udas Mat Ho,Mein Hon Na.
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Film Dekhnay Chalatay Hain.

WIFE IS DANGEROUS

LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means� Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever

Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy

Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.



Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.

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Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)

After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don't do the following, he'll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don't discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D

1 sardar begum ke liye chappal lenay gaya

1 sardar begum ke liye chappal lenay gaya,

dukandar:Sardar G size tou batao?

Sardar: yar wo tou mein bhool gaya hoon!

aisa kero meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo ;->

William Shakespeare

I love photos.

Because the best thing about them is that.

They never change,

Even when the people in them Change.

“William Shakespeare”.

At The Beginning Of Married Life

Philosophy Of Life :
” At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !

Teacher: what is defination of WIFE.!

Teacher: what is defination of WIFE.!

Student
sir wife ki misal ZONG ki hy.!

1 number free sari Life.!

Raat 12 se subah 7 bajay tak . . .

always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

Can I make a call to my Wife?

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Wife: paka sakti hun agar

Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.

Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)

kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!

Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,

wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!


HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo

"GADHA" Hai

Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan

Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan, do you have any boy friend before marriage?
Dulhan become silent
Dulha: main is khamoshi ko kia samjhoon?
Dulhan: kameeney ruk jaa ginney to de

Kal mere khawab m ek larki ayi thi

Husband:
Kal mere khawab m ek larki ayi thi.
Wah kia larki thi,
Wife:
Akeli ayi hogi?
Husband:
Tum ko kese pata?
Wife:
Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha?