Human brain is the most

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

To accomplish great things

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

A student was asked

A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”

Ek Student Dusre Se

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . :

A student grabbed a coin

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study

best of luck in your exams

All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams

According to newton’s 4th law

According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

Lovely & Horrible days in my life

Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,

Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”

Cricket is getting excited

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

tumhari qismat me fail hona

Bap bete se: beta koi bat nai
tumhari qismat me fail hona likha tha.
Beta: ye tou acha hua dady
me ne pura sal nai parha
warna saari mehnat zaya ho jaati.

Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

Take chit in the exam

Take chit in the exam,

scratch and show to your nearest teacher

win a trip to principal’s office

and enjoy 3 days holiday at home

Hurry, offer valid till exam last!!!!

Teacher: What is the difference between Landline and Mobile Phone

Teacher: What is the difference between
Landline and Mobile Phone..?
Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger
while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.

Love as if its never going to hurt

Dance as if no ones watching,
Love as if its never going to hurt.

Making parodies of teachers

Fights for friends.
Joyful trips.
Examination fever.
Suspense of results.
Making parodies of teachers.
Joking with juniors.
Carefree laughters.
Gossips about affairs.
Just everything….
People call it ill manners.
We call it life.

Take a deep breath and say loudly

If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
.
.
.
This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.

First line to write in exams

First line to write in exams:
“All the answers written below
are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
is unintentional and purely accidental”

Son:Sorry Bashir Saab

Father to son:
If You don’t pass your Exams this time
Dont call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Bashir Saab.

Education is an organized system

Education is an organized system

through which we waste half of our life

to learn how to waste

the remaining half of our life!

which makes u pull ur hair

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!