Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

bole to ekdum Jhakaas “HAPPY DiWALi”

Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya,
xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak,
bole to ekdum Jhakaas “HAPPY DiWALi”

Maardalegi kya?Dil dena hai to de,

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai ,
Maardalegi kya?Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

TUM se jyada koun

sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM

Akha life mei tere jesa

Tera bahot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

apnun ko piyaar kar love nahi

Taeray ko nahi pata kay apun ko yeh looove pay yakeen nah aarela
is liaay apnun ko piyaar kar love nahi

hafta bhej kanjoos

Kya re!Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos

B0le To Ek Dum Khalas

Ay-Mamu
Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hai
B0le To
Ek Dum Khalas
Agr C0mpr0mise Kerne Ka Hai To
6-7 Jhakaas Se Sms BheJ DaaL
Warna Khalas.!

Patient Khud Operation Karna Seekh Na Le

MUNNA BHAI:
“Ye Doctor Log Operation Karne Se Pehle
PatientKo Behosh Kyun Karte Hain?
CIRCUIT:”Bole Tou Patient Khud Operation Karna Seekh Na Le Isliye.”