Arrange v/s Love Marriage

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.



Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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Things in boys room! Before Marriage

Things in boys room!
Before Marriage:
Perfumes
Love Letters
Gifts
Friendship Cards
After Marriage:
Pain Killers
Loan Papers
Unpaid Bills
List for Shopping
Happy Unmarried Life

Mai Aaj He Apny Boyfriend Ko

1 Aurat Dosri se: Mujhy Apny Shohar Pe Shak Hai,
Wo Kisi Larki Se Milta Hai.
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2nd: Phir Tum Kya Karogi?
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1st: Mai Aaj He Apny Boyfriend Ko Shohar k Peechy Lagati hon.

May your marriage be

May your marriage be
Blessed with love
And companionship
For all the years of ur lives!

Sending wedding wishes

Sending wedding wishes ur way
Wishing u both the best
May ur love last forever
And ur marriage be truly blessed

Congratulations!

Difference between boyfriend and husband

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

If marriages are made in heaven

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!

Before marriage, After marriage

*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…

*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

Most successful Happy married life

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
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“Yet to be seen”

Golden Rule:- ‘To be happy with a man

Golden Rule:-
‘To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her

Marriage is like a public toilet

Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

Every cold night

Every cold night,
when I Go to my bed…
Think……..
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Kaaaaaaaaash main bhi shadi shuda hota …..!
GooD NighT

Some join Pakistan army, others get married

There are many brave men
who are adventurous and
are never afraid to fight.
Some join Pakistan army,
others get married … ;-

You shall not walk alone

From this day forward,
You shall not walk alone,
My heart will be your shelter,
And my arms will be your home.

I am not interested in Married womans

Wife: You changed after marriage.
Husband: I’ve told you that
“I am not interested in Married womans”

Marriage is very important part of life

Marriage is very important part of life.
You know why?
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?
Because
“Life is not only about happiness”

Cheti cheti vyah kralo CHVLO

ree Free Free!!
Dhoti nal kacha Free,
Gaan (Cow) nal Vachha Free,
Cheti cheti vyah kralo CHVLO,
Nhe ta tuhanu milega wohti naal bachaa Free

when I Go to my bed

Every cold night,
when I Go to my bed…
Think……..
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Kaaaaaaaaash main bhi shadi shuda hota …..!
GooD NighT

Shadi karo wahan jahan

Shadi karo wahan jahan
Sasur ho maldar
Saas rehti ho beemar
Saalay hon bekar
Biwi jaisi b ho
lekin
Saliyan hon 3 ,4
aur wo b Super star..

Hum Aaj Apni Maut Ka Samaan Le Chale

At the time of RUKHSATI
Dulhay k mobile pe bell howi
The Ringtone was,
Dil Mein Chupa K Armaan Le Chale
Hum Aaj Apni Maut Ka Samaan Le Chale….. :