What”s difference between man & Superman?

Santa: What”s difference between man & Superman?

Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser
& superman wears it over the trouser.

Santa went to see a girl for marriage

Santa went to see a girl for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time,
Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye

Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka

Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?

Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka

One day Santa's Girlfriend asks him

One day Santa's Girlfriend asks him, Darling,
om our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:Ya sure, Give me your Telephone No

How can you Stop Barking our Dog

Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard?

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Banta: That's Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)

As Far As I Know

Santa:I've Pain In My Right Leg
Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age.
Santar:As Far As I Know,
Both My Legs R Of Same Age

Mujhe laat kis ne maari?

Santa ko bus me kisi ne peeche se laat mari.
Santa ne pucha: Mujhe laat kisne mari?
some1 said: Gadhe, tere baap ne!
Santa reached home n secretly kicked his son 4m behind.
His son asked: Papa, Mujhe laat kis ne maari?
Santa khushi se bola: Gadhe ne!!!

Santa was drying some fruits

Santa was drying some fruits in the sunlight and then eating them
Some1 asked what r u doing?
Sardar: I am weak. The doc has advised me to eat dry fruits!

yaar banta neend nahi aa rahi

santa 2 banta — yaar banta neend nahi aa rahi.
banta—-koi baat nahi. uska intzaar mat kar or so jaa.

Aapka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai

Sir: Aapka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

Santa: Haan,

Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..

Santa shouts angrily

A parrot shits on santa
Santa shouts angrily:
CHADDI nahi pehenta kiya"
parrot shouts back:
"Tu chaddi main karta hai kiya"