Suno Mehsoos karo

Suno
Mehsoos karo
Badal ki garaj
Bijli ki chamak
Barish ki ek ek boond
Tumse
Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
?
?
?
?
“NAHA LO”
EID Bohut door hay

My eyes detected

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

"I Hate Girls"

Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.

Wese to kehte Ho

"I Hate Girls"
.
Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!

Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai

GOLDEN WORDS.....!







Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa Amal karega

I will attend your Wedding

Only true Friends stand with u during Bad Times of your life. . .

So I promise

I will attend your
Wedding :-)

Hm ko Hami Se Chura Lo

Hm ko Hami Se Chura Lo

Dil Men kahin Tum Chupa Lo

Hum Akely kho Na Jaen

Door Tum Se Ho Na Jaen

Pas Aao



RUKO



Pehly Lifeboye Se Nahaa Lo.

Plz call me, its urgent

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega

Sweet insults:

Any similarity b/w you and a human is purely coincidental.

Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

I'd like to kick you in teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

Keep talking. Someday you'll say something intelligent.

Dont you love nature, despite what it did to you? :-):

KyA kHabEr tHi k to

WoH to BaNdar Hai darakHato Pe cHarH jayE Ga,

MasLa AoNt ka Hai AoNt kedHer jayE Ga,

MaiN to saMjHa tHa k to iNsaN Hai sudHer jayE Ga,

KyA kHabEr tHi k to GadHa Hai GadHa Hi keHlayE ga

Zindagi Mein Agr Kuch Haasil Krna Ho To

Zindagi Mein Agr
Kuch Haasil Krna Ho To
Humesha Apne Dimag Ki Suno
Agr Dimag Se Koi Jwab Na Aaye To
Aankhen Band Kr K
Socho

Kya Mere Paas Dimaag Hai?

Its very interesting, Ready?

Lets play a GAME,

Its very interesting,

Ready?

3

2

1


START,


Kya START?

Bhootni k Kuch Kaam Kar Le.

Har Waqt Mobile Mai Ghusa Rehta Hai...

Aik jaga Se bohat Pyare Lagtay hain

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


Malooum hai kahan Se ?




DOOR SE

Wat is 1+4+3 ?

Wat is 1+4+3 ?

I+Love+U

No

I+Like+U

No

I+Miss+U

No

I+Kiss+U

No

1+4+3 Means

1+4+3 = 8

MATHS pe Dehaan do..

ROMANCE pe nahi

Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai

Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.






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Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai.

Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar

Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar


Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar


Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai


Tera Humsafar

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We want 2 disturb some good person

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

Girl: kya kr rhy ho?

Girl: kya kr rhy ho?
Boy: Makhiyan mar rha hu
Girl: ktni mari?
Boy: 3male or 2female
Girl: Kse malom?
Boy: 3 shrab ki bottle se chipki hui thi or 2 fone se.

You can make free calls!

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

don’t have a boy/girl friend

If you don’t smoke, don’t drink,

don’t tell lie , dont cheat

don’t have a boy/girl friend don’t play card.

then visit our websit.

.

.

.

WWW.LANAT TERI JAWANI tay.COM

I want to talk with you

dear friend,

I want to meet you,

I want to talk with you,

I want to spend time with you,

But this stupid gate keeper saying

“ZOO CLOSED”