Sir! Apko lift chahey kia?

1 admi bike pe ja raha tha.
Admi ne rastey pe jatey Sardar se poucha?
Sir! Apko lift chahey kia?
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Sardar:Nahi hamara ghar tou Ground floor pe hai.:

Nurse dusra do ye Leak ho raha hai

Sardar k Ghar Beta Hua...

Sardar ne usay Goud mein Liya...

us ne susu ker diya...!!!

SARDAR: Nurse dusra do ye Leak ho raha hai... :o)

1 sardar begum ke liye chappal lenay gaya

1 sardar begum ke liye chappal lenay gaya,

dukandar:Sardar G size tou batao?

Sardar: yar wo tou mein bhool gaya hoon!

aisa kero meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo ;->

Girl: Mujhe Ik Aisa Husband Chahiye

Girl: Mujhe Ik Aisa Husband Chahiye Jo Achi Achi Baten Kare.
Hansi Mazaq Kary
Or Raton Ko Mujhe Songs Sunaye.




Sardar: Tusi Husband Chhado FM Radio Le Lo! :-)

Sardar in ROMANTIC style

Newly Weaded Sardar Couple's Luv words
Srdarni:Humari Shadi Ko 24 hour Ho Chuke H

Sardar in ROMANTIC style:
or Esa Lagta H Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho

ek Toti hui Qabr me chup gya

Ek chor Police sy chupty huey ek Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya

Wahi Qareb sy sardar Sahib guzry to unho ny soch k shayad Log Mayyat per Matti dalna bhol gaye

sardar Sahib ny fata fat Matti dalna shuro kia to chor bola
Bachao Bachao

sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is par to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya

Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is par

Ek chor Police sy chupty huey ek Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya

Wahi Qareb sy sardar Sahib guzry to unho ny soch k shayad Log Mayyat per Matti dalna bhol gaye

sardar Sahib ny fata fat Matti dalna shuro kia to chor bola
Bachao Bachao

sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is par to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya

Seeta pe hath rakha to

Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p

Aap gaye Kyon Nahi?

Admi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai.
Aap gaye Kyon Nahi?

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Sardar: Usney Mujhe Bulaya He Nahi.

Sardar breaks an egg to make

Sardar breaks an egg to make an omelet.

he finds the egg empty.

Gets frustrated and say’s,

“kya ghor kalyug hai,

aaj kal murgiya bhi ABORTION karwane lagi hai”

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.

She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.

Sardar ne apni girllfriend ko

Sardar ne apni girllfriend ko dheere se bola...

"I LOVE U"

Girlfrnd : Zor se bolo?

Sardar : JAI MATA DI

Sardar Bought 2 Corner Tickets

Boss Asked SARDAR To Buy 2 CORNER Tickets.

For A Movie To Watch With His Girlfriend.

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Sardar Bought 2 Corner Tickets:

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A1...........................A30
:-)

Teacher to Sardar: Batao India ka Jhanda

Teacher to Sardar:

Batao India ka Jhanda Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya?


Sardar (Bohat Dair Sochny k Baad):


Hawa Main. :-)

Shaadi mein Khana Khula

Shaadi mein Khana Khula:

Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili.

Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga.

Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?

Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga.

Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga. :-)

Teacher: Give english translation of

Teacher: Give english translation of,
“Saddar bazar main golian chal rahi hain”..
Sardar: The Tablets are walking in the President Market..!

Jab Word Bana Hai to Kuch to Matlab Hoga

1st Sardar: "Nothing" ka Kya Matlab hai?

2nd Sardar: "Kuch Nahin."



1st Sardar: Aisa Nahin Ho Sakta,


Jab Word Bana Hai to Kuch to Matlab Hoga. :-)

Mera Husband Ek Hafte Pehle

Sardar Ki Wife Inspecter Se!

Mera Husband Ek Hafte Pehle

Aaloo Lene Gaya Tha

Abhi Tak Wapis Nahi Aaye

Inspector Bhi Sardar Tha

Bola To Behan Kuch Or Paka Lo.