Dog is better than you

British:-Can you swim?
Pathan:-No
British:-Dog is better than you because he can swim.
Pathan:-Can you swim?
British:-Yes
Pathan:-Then what's different between you & dog.
GEO PATHAN:-)

Pathan To Wife

Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.

Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.

Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga. :-)

Pathan: Al-Quaida.

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:
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1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.
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Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.
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Pathan: Al-Quaida.

Yara passport size photo nikalo

Pathan k ek jumlay ne Photographer ko pagal kar dia:
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"Yara passport size photo nikalo
Lekin mera Chappal bhe aana chaheye"

A Pathan teacher gives

A Pathan teacher gives dictation test to students,

Last bench students:

We are not able to hear you SIR,

Pathan : “OK I’LL WRITE ON THE BOARD .,..,..,..,!

Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"

Pathan Got 100 Rupees

1 Pathan Ko Road Pe Se 100 Rupay Ka Note Mila
Jis Pe Likha tha,


"Eid Mubarak"


Pathan Ne Note Pocket Main Dala or Bola:


"Khair Mubarak" :-)

Height of samajdaari.

Height of samajdaari.

Pathan ne bachay se pocha,
oay kocha toffee khaeyga?

Bacha bola :
Nahi uncle bohat durd hota hy.

Pathan ko khawb me kisi ne NANGA kar dia

Pathan ko khawb me kisi ne NANGA kar dia
Subha Pathan ne apna HBL me Bank Account close karwa diya
Q?
Q k HBL aap k khwabon ko hqiqat me bdal skta hai…

Ek pathan ne apne Chemistry k Prof. se

Ek pathan ne apne Chemistry k Prof. se aisa sawal pucha jise sun kr wo pagal hogaye..

sawal tha…

NASWAR ka chemical formula kya hai?

To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo

Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)

Pathan: Al-Quaida

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:

1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.


Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.

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Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)

Dunya mein kitnay Bar-e-Azam hein

Teacher: Dunya mein kitnay Bar-e-Azam hein?
Pathan Student: ji 3 hein.
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
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3. Mera chacha
Haji Azam:-)

Larki Nahi Mangetar Hy

Pathan Kony Me Chup K Mobile Pe
Kisi Se Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha
Aadmi:Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho?
Pathan:Maa Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hy !!!

Aa chal tuje aik or chaker doon

Pathan cycle pe ja raha tha Bloach mila or bola
ALLAH ke nam pe kuch de do Khan Pathan..
Aa chal tuje aik or chaker doon

1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha

1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:


Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?



Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.

Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya. :-)

Enter Ur PIN

Breaking News
ATM @ Tariqroad Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition




Bcoz


Khan Sahab's Wife Put Hairpin In Machine Whn It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ;)

Pathan Drives to Multan

Pathan Puts His Hand on his Girlfriend's hand.
While Driving from Islamabad to Lahore.


She smiles and said: You can go Further.

And



Pathan Drives to Multan. :-)

Pathan was Weeping

Pathan was Weeping:

Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?


Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai.

Man: Mera Baap Mar Gaya Magar main to Nahi Roya.


Pathan: Oye Tera Baap kya Anday Deta tha. :-)

agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega

Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->