1 Kunwari Larki Ko Bacha ho gaya

1 Kunwari Larki Ko Bacha ho gaya.
Us k Baap ne pocha k ye kis ka Bacha hai?
Larki:


Papa Dua Salam sab se thi ab main kis kis ka naam loon..

agley hafte doongi

Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi…
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..

He came at night

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

Things in boys room! Before Marriage

Things in boys room!
Before Marriage:
Perfumes
Love Letters
Gifts
Friendship Cards
After Marriage:
Pain Killers
Loan Papers
Unpaid Bills
List for Shopping
Happy Unmarried Life

“I slept wid ur mom last nite”

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another

“I slept wid ur mom last nite”
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy”s response.
He laughs & says, “Lets go home dad, U r drunk”

He came at night, explored my body,

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

Defination of a nurse

Defination of a nurse:

Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal

aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai

Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai
Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to
6 inch ki kar deti hai
Jaisay..
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.
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.
.
"Chapaati"
Think positive yar

Beti ab tum 17 saal ki ho gae ho wakt aa gya hai

MOTHER:
Beti ab tum 17 saal ki ho gae ho wakt aa gya hai sex k baray mein
Jan'nay ka.
Girl: jee ami poochein kia poochna hai ?

GORGEOUS BABE

LOADING BABE METER
5%
17%
38%
59%
77%
88%
98%
100%COMPLETE
PROCESSING DATA
ANALYSIS COMPLETE
YOU ARE 100%
GORGEOUS BABE

SEX mehnat hai ya maza?

1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:
“Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?”
Ghareeb bola:
“Maza hi hoga Sahib”
“Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay.

Excuse me can i sit beside u?

A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone, after 1 hour he gathers enough courage to ask her
"Excuse me can i sit beside u?"

she responds loudly "NO I DONT WANA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U"

every 1 in the bar starts to look at the man, the man was embarrassed
After a few minutes the woman walks over to his table smiles n apologizes says u see im a psychology student studying how people respond to embarrasing situations,

Man replied(loudly): WHAT 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS 4 ONE NIGHT?:-D

Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

1 larka dosre larke se:

Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya... ;-)

Ap jesay Jawan BACHay Khubsurat BACHiuN ki

Ap jesay Jawan BACHay Khubsurat BACHiuN ki Amanat Hen
Apne Apko Expired Aunties Ki Pohanch Se Dur Rakhain.
Wazart-E-boys.
Hakumat-E-girls!

candle light dinner

I want you,
to be with me in a nice Restaurant
to have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
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.
“Pay The Bill”

Kali Kurti De Thaley Agg Ishq Di Baley

Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn



Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!

Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na


Matlab


Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)

Pehlay gallay lagao

Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo




agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

Going Late To Class

Height of
bravery!




Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:

"Hey SwEeTy!"
"CARRYY ON DONT STOP"...

Once there lived a SEXY MAN

Once there lived a SEXY MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed...











"DINNER" ;->

u Dirty mind...

upper rakho
bole tou
keeP iT uP... =P

Sectary saw his boss pant zip open

Sectary saw his boss pant zip open.
She tells him, Sir your garage is open.
Boss: Did you see my Ferrari..?
Sectary: No, I saw a small scooter with
two punctured wheels.