Your girlfriend leaves you

Failure is not when…..
Your girlfriend leaves you….
Its when you don’t try for her sister….!

Life Without Girls

Life Without Girls
The result
Markets silent
Streets empty
The police at rest
All mobile companies in loss
No SMS
No Flowers
No Valentine
No Candles
No Perfumes
All the men directed to Heaven

Boy tries to kiss the girl

Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”

Arrange marriage difference

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Main Kya Faraq Hai?
Love Marriage Main Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Kartay Hain.
Aur
Arrange Marriage Main
Kisi Aur Ki Girlfriend Se.

larka, larki ki

kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti.
larka NOKIA or larki SONY ERICSSON hoti.
larka mohabbat ka SMS deta.
larki chahat ki MISCALL karti.
larka, larki ki miscall SAVE karta.
larki, larke ki chahat se INBOX bharti.
milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY
ko CHARGE karte,
RINGTONE ki awaz pe dono ki zindagi chalti.

Ek larkee paydal jaa rai thee

Ek larkee paydal jaa rai thee,
Larka bola- aye deewani peechay murh kr dekh tayra dupatta zameen se ghisaa ja raha hy,

Larki boli- aye deewanay tu kya janay yh bhee apna farz nibha rahaa hy,

koee chum na ly mayry Qadmon kee mitti ko isi liye nishaan mitataa jaa rha hy.

Girl 2 boy: Shaadi ky liye kaun see date

Girl 2 boy: Shaadi ky liye kaun see date rakeyn??
Boy: 22nd december
Girl: Koee khaas wajaa?
Boy: han, Saal ki sb say lambi raat isee date ko hotee hey..

Boy & girl playing

Boy & girl playing ludo.Boy:agr 1,2,3,4,5, aya to i'll kiss u. Girl,
what?achha or agar 6 aya to? Boy:kbi ludo nhi kheli kya? .6 aya to dubara meri baari.

Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya

Boy:
Ye Ratein
Ye Hawaein
Ye Chandni
Ye Ghataein
Ye Nadiya
Ye Kinare
Girl Interrupts Say:
Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya Nature Study..

Newton 2nd law of ishq

Newton 2nd law of ishq:
A boy in love with a girl continue to be in love with her
and
girl in love with a boy continue to be in love with him,
untill or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come in to play and break the legs of the boy.

Boy: jan mainy kha tha

Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choroga.
Girl: realy?
Boy: yes.
After marrid boy left her
with in week,
Grl: y u did?
Boy: jan mainy kha tha
tmy apna bna k choro ga.

Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan

Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar:abay kya mast piece hai yaar maa baap ne pehle kahan chupa rakha tha yaar mujhe is bache ka no chahiyye.larka sharmaate hwe:aap k ghar baap bhai nahi hai kya.
Q hana hmmmmm.

A Boy Was Following A Girl,

A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don’t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don’t U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her”

Fraud with Innocent Boys

Fraud with Innocent Boys
Fun with Handsome Boys

Friendship with Charming Boys
Contact with Intelligent Boys

Flirt with Freaky Boys
Love with Faithful Boys

& in the end

Marriage with the Rich Boy
Moral of the story !

Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai Yaaro !

Girl: Darling! Is it Proposal or Weather Report?

Boy: You Are Sunshine of My Life.
Without You Life Is Cloudy.
You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land.
Girl: Darling! Is it Proposal or Weather Report?

Hai Na Girls???

Practice Makes Man Perfect.

Then What About Woman?

?

Any Guess?

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She is BORN Perfect!

Hai Na Girls??? :-)

Girl and Boy Fact

Girl and Boy Fact:
A girl takes too much time to Love
and few seconds to hate.
A boy takes take few seconds to love
and too much time to hate.

high expectations of a girl

Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.

A girl comes late to class

A girl comes late to class.
Professor: Why are you late?
Girl: Sir a boy was following me.
Professor: So how did you got late?
Girl: Sir the boy was moving very slow.

Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,

Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hain…