A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

1 Kunwari Larki Ko Bacha ho gaya

1 Kunwari Larki Ko Bacha ho gaya.
Us k Baap ne pocha k ye kis ka Bacha hai?
Larki:


Papa Dua Salam sab se thi ab main kis kis ka naam loon..

If I could die early

If I could die early
I would ask God
if I could be your guardian angel,
so I could wrap my wings
around you and embrace you
whenever you feel alone.

fallen in love many times

I have fallen in love many times,
always with you.
It happened again now my love.

Arrange v/s Love Marriage

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.



Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

Pathan To Wife

Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.

Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.

Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga. :-)

1 Faqeer Bachi Se

1 Faqeer Bachi Se:

ALLAH k Naam Per De Beta

Bachi: Mai Beta Nahi Beti Hon.

Faqeer: ALLAH k Naam Pe De Beti.
Bachi: Mera Naam Nusrat Hai.

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Per De Nusrat.
Bachi: Mera Pora Naam Nusrat Parveen Hai.

Faker: ALLAH k Naam Per De Nusrat Parveen.

Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat.

"Muaf Karo Baba"