Sunday, January 31, 2010
5,00,000 Shadi Par.
1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000
Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000
Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667
1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778
Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963
Ufff! Tauba Tauba.
Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.
A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.
Invest at Your Own Risk.
ALLAH k Naam Per De Beta
Bachi: Mai Beta Nahi Beti Hon.
Faqeer: ALLAH k Naam Pe De Beti.
Bachi: Mera Naam Nusrat Hai.
Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Per De Nusrat.
Bachi: Mera Pora Naam Nusrat Parveen Hai.
Faker: ALLAH k Naam Per De Nusrat Parveen.
Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat.
"Muaf Karo Baba"
He Saw a Pack of Stones.
To Pass Time, He Started Throwing The Stone Into The Sea.
While Having the Last Stone in the Hand, The Sun Came up then he Saw that the Stone was a Diamond.
He Felt for his Misfortune of Throwing all of Them into the Sea.
Moral: Don't Get up Early in the Morning. :-)
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Saturday, January 23, 2010
*-Teri uzmatoon se hoon be-khabar
Yeh meri nazar ka qasoor hay
Teri rah-e-guzar mein qadam qadam
Kaheen ursh hay kaheen toor hay
Yeh baja hay MALIK-E-DOJAHAN
Meri bandgi mein qasoor hay
Yeh khata hay meri khata mgr
TERA naam bhi to GHAFOOR hay
Yeh bata TUJH se miloon kahan
Mujhe TUJH se milna zaroor hay
Kaheen dil ki shart na dalna
Friday, January 15, 2010
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Thursday, January 7, 2010
WO MUJHE MEHNDI LAGEY HATH DIKHA KAR ROI,,,
UMAR BHAR KI JUDAI KA KHAYAL AYA THA,
WO MUJHE PAS APNE BITHA KAR ROI,,,
KHAT KITABEIN WO PYAR K TOHFEY,
MOHABBAT KI SAB NISHANIYAN JALA KAR ROI,,,
TUMHARI DI HUI SAB CHEEZEIN UTAR LI GAYEIN,
WO MUJHE SEJ PE SAJEY ZEVAR DIKHA KAR ROI,,,
AB K NA SAHI ZARUR HASHAR MAIN MILEINGEY,
YAKJA HONEY K DILASEY DILA KAR ROI,,,
MUJHSE ZIYADA GHAM BICHARNEY KA USEY THA,
WAQT-E-RUKSAT WO MUJHE SEENEY SE LAGA KAR ROI
Aik Din 1 Totay ne Doosry ki Chumi lay li...
Os Aadmi ne Saza k tor par Totay ki Tind kar di,
Kuch Din baad Osi Aadmi k Ghar MEHFIL-e-NAAT thi,
To Os Aadmi ne Totay ko Welcome k liye Darwazy pe Bitha dia,
Kuch dair baad Os Aadmi ne Aa k dekha sab andar Aa gaye hain,
Lekin Ganjay Aadmi bahir hain,
To Os Aadmi ne Totay ko Kaha k Inhein kyun nahi andar Aanay dia,
"Leniyaan CHUMIYAAN,TAY AANA MEHFILAN TAY".. Ay bahir he thek ne....@
Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?
Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One
Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness.
Laugh when you can
Apologize when you should
And let go of what you can’t change.
Kiss slowly Love deeply and FORGIVE QUICKLY.
Take chances. Give everything
And have no regrets.
Life is too short to be unhappy.
You have to take the good with the bad
SMILE WHEN YOU’RE SAD
Love what you got
And always remember what you had.
Always forgive but never forget.
Learn from your mistakes
But never regret.
People change and things go wrong
BUT ALWAYS REMEMBER
Life goes on!!
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
1)Unnecessary talk on phone
2)Plan each day 2 study but end of d day-”Kal se pakka”.
3)U hav all d data but u work 1 day b4 d dead line.
4)Rite now U r thinkin of forwardin this msg to ur friends.
5)On each point U smiled, coz its true…
An Old Man with a Hot Girl entered a Jewellery shop and chose a Ring worth $200000 for the Girl.
Giving cheque, He said he’d collect the Ring on Monday aftr the Cheque is cleard.
Jeweller called up the old man. There’s no Money in ur Account!
Old Man:I Know,
but can You imägine the Weekend I had…..
What’s An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Dar Badr Ki Saza Se Darty Hen,
Khushk Patay Hen Hwa Se Drtay Hen,
Aandhion Se kAbHi MUhABbAt Thi HUMIen,
Ab To Baad-e-Saba Se Dartay Hain,
Nafraton Ne Wo Lazzatein Bakhshin,
Chahat Jesi Bala Se Dartay Hain,
Logon k Karam Hain Itnay,
~ Faraz ~
Zindagi ki Dua Se Dartay Hain...
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Q 1. Describe the mechanism of loadsheding and blood shedding in Pak..
Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words.
Q 3. What is a Roti ? Briefly explain relation bw shahbaz shareef and roti.
Q 4. Draw labelled diagram of a suicide jacket..
"Excuse me can i sit beside u?"
she responds loudly "NO I DONT WANA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U"
every 1 in the bar starts to look at the man, the man was embarrassed
After a few minutes the woman walks over to his table smiles n apologizes says u see im a psychology student studying how people respond to embarrasing situations,
Man replied(loudly): WHAT 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS 4 ONE NIGHT?:-D
Friday, January 1, 2010
Choose any 1 number then I will tell U, k boyz/girlz apko dekh k kiya kehtey hongy.
Answer are given below
11.lose caractor 12.GorgeouS…!!