Arrange v/s Love Marriage

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.



Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

Pathan To Wife

Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.

Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.

Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga. :-)

1 Faqeer Bachi Se

1 Faqeer Bachi Se:

ALLAH k Naam Per De Beta

Bachi: Mai Beta Nahi Beti Hon.

Faqeer: ALLAH k Naam Pe De Beti.
Bachi: Mera Naam Nusrat Hai.

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Per De Nusrat.
Bachi: Mera Pora Naam Nusrat Parveen Hai.

Faker: ALLAH k Naam Per De Nusrat Parveen.

Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat.

"Muaf Karo Baba"

Teacher ne 1 Bachhe ki Mom ko Likha

Teacher ne 1 Bachhe ki Mom ko Likha:
Bache ko Nehla k Bheja Karen.

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Mom Ne Note Parhne K Baad Likha:
Bachhe ko Parhaya Karen, Soongha Na Karen. :-)

i hate cigarette so i don't

NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don't touch it. ;-(
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SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so 'I BURN IT' :-)
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Attitude matters... ;->

Don't Get up Early in the Morning

One Day a Fisherman Got up Very Early in the Morning, There Was Not Enough Sunlight to Get into the Sea.

He Saw a Pack of Stones.

To Pass Time, He Started Throwing The Stone Into The Sea.

While Having the Last Stone in the Hand, The Sun Came up then he Saw that the Stone was a Diamond.

He Felt for his Misfortune of Throwing all of Them into the Sea.


Moral: Don't Get up Early in the Morning. :-)

Biwi ne kameez utari

Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say
Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar
bhi utar ker boli:

"Pata hai na, kya karna hai?"

Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai.. ;->

agley hafte doongi

Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi…
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..

I’m not Shakespare

I’m not Shakespare
Who write about U
I am not Shelley
Who Sing About U
I am not Piccaso
Who Paint U
I am just Ur friend
Who Want 2 Say
“I’m always with U”

”Love” is the medicine 4 any

”Love”
is the medicine 4 any kind of pain but
be sure. . . .!!!!
There is no medicine in the world 4 the pain given by
..”LOVE”.

Assi v kisi de Naal payar keeta C

Assi v kisi de Naal payar keeta C,
Odi yaad vich Dil bekarar keeta C,
darr darr k Aik Din izhaar keeta C,
O Marjani kehndi VEERA
MÄin tey Mazaak keeta C.

A girl takes too much time to

Fact :
A girl takes too much time to love & few seconds to hate..
But a boy take few seconds to love & too much time to hate.

Namazi par Allah k 5 Enaamat

Namazi par Allah k 5 Enaamat
1=>Aasan Rozi/
2=>Azaab e Qabr nhi/
3=>AamaaL Nama Daen Hath ma/
4=>Pulsiraat ka Rasta Aasaan/
5=>Bina Hisaab k Jannat *

Could u fax me

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp
…. I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER

When the time comes for you to give

When the time comes for you to give
your heart to someone,
make sure that u select someone who
will never break your heart,
coz broken hearts have no spare parts.

Human brain is the most

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Your girlfriend leaves you

Failure is not when…..
Your girlfriend leaves you….
Its when you don’t try for her sister….!

Suno Mehsoos karo

Suno
Mehsoos karo
Badal ki garaj
Bijli ki chamak
Barish ki ek ek boond
Tumse
Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
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“NAHA LO”
EID Bohut door hay

My eyes detected

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

I mixed it with care and happiness

; . Special
c(“”) coffee ‘”” for you…

I mixed it with care and happiness,

But there is no

Sugar.

Because, i know U r so sweet..!!

Happy Winter

Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe

Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!

I Love.....U I Love U..... I Love U

I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
Don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too

Your Friendship is like a Diamond

Your Friendship is like a Diamond …
true and rare. thanks for being a gem of a friend
to me!
Happpy Valentine’s Day!

Whenever i talk to

Whenever i talk to , i feel a whole lot happier, you just
know how to lift up my spirit … in a nutshell. I Feel
lucky to have a friend like you! Happy Valentine’s Day.

You got a new Messges

You got a new Messges ….
Day & Night & all da moments
in B/W …. all i do is think of U !
happy Valentine’s Day

Teri uzmatoon se hoon be-khaba

!!!!. Yaa Allah .!!!!
*-Teri uzmatoon se hoon be-khabar
Yeh meri nazar ka qasoor hay
Teri rah-e-guzar mein qadam qadam
Kaheen ursh hay kaheen toor hay
Yeh baja hay MALIK-E-DOJAHAN
Meri bandgi mein qasoor hay
Yeh khata hay meri khata mgr
TERA naam bhi to GHAFOOR hay
Yeh bata TUJH se miloon kahan
Mujhe TUJH se milna zaroor hay
Kaheen dil ki shart na dalna

One simple tip to stay happy always

One simple tip to stay happy always.

Never think & speak about a 3rd person,

&

Never think what a 3rd person thinks & speaks about you.

“AZAAN” Khamoshi Se Suna Karo

“AZAAN” Khamoshi Se Suna Karo
Aur Jawab Bhi Diya Karo
“AZAAN” K 1.AIK Lafz K Badle
(1500) Nekiyan Milti Hain
Mukamal “AZAAN” Se
(2640000) Nekiyan Milti Hain”

He came at night

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

Get up from your softy softy bed

Get up from your softy softy bed.
Open your teeny weeny eyes.
Wear that jolly wolly smile.
and say to yourself Good Morning
from me, Have a nice day.

Get up from your softy softy bed

Get up from your softy softy bed.
Open your teeny weeny eyes.
Wear that jolly wolly smile.
and say to yourself Good Morning
from me, Have a nice day.

It has a silent message saying

Morning Greeting doesnt only mean saying:
Good Morning.
It has a silent message saying:
I remember you when I wake up

Smile is complete

Smile is complete
When it begins with your lips
reflects in your eyes and
ends with a glow on your face.
Wish you many such smiling moments
in your life.

If we both exchange one dollar

If we both exchange one dollar,
we both have one dollar each.
But if we exchange one good thought,
We both have two good thougths.

Things in boys room! Before Marriage

Things in boys room!
Before Marriage:
Perfumes
Love Letters
Gifts
Friendship Cards
After Marriage:
Pain Killers
Loan Papers
Unpaid Bills
List for Shopping
Happy Unmarried Life

Because, i know U r so swee

; . Special
c(“”) coffee ‘”” for you…

I mixed it with care and happiness,

But there is no

Sugar.

Because, i know U r so sweet..!!

Happy Winter

Night has ended for another day,

Night has ended for another day,
morning has come in a speacial way,
may you smile like the suny rays
and leave your wories for another day.
“.Gööd mörning”

Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??

Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??

Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!

Lo Vai Sajno Tay Mitro,

Lo Vai Sajno Tay Mitro,
Allah Tuanu
Sakoon Di Neend
Dy
Ya
Na Dy,
Pr Mainoo Zaroor Dy.
GOOD NIGHT

“I slept wid ur mom last nite”

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another

“I slept wid ur mom last nite”
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy”s response.
He laughs & says, “Lets go home dad, U r drunk”

Life Without Girls

Life Without Girls
The result
Markets silent
Streets empty
The police at rest
All mobile companies in loss
No SMS
No Flowers
No Valentine
No Candles
No Perfumes
All the men directed to Heaven

He came at night, explored my body,

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

PAPPU, go to the map and find North America

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

Wife: Aaj mere tan,man mein aag laga do

Wife to husband.

Wife: Aaj mere tan,man mein aag laga do.
Husband ne patrol phenk k agg laga di.
Moral?
“jazbat ka izhar asaan lafzon mein krein”

Wife: Ajee,agar Mai gum ho gai to aap kya krogay?

Wife: Ajee,agar Mai gum ho gai to aap kya krogay?
Husbnd:
Its the time to disco,
<(‘.’) (‘.’)>
/”/> < \”\
_/”\_ _/ “\_
kon dhoonday phir tujhko,
kabhi na milay tu mujhkooo..;-)

Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati

Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati

Ksi ne Khsh-Gwar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha
Shohar Bola:Mri BV Mje Joote Se Marti Hy
Lag Jaye To Wo Hansti Ha
Na Lage To Main.

Boy tries to kiss the girl

Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”

To accomplish great things

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

A student grabbed a coin,

A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study…..

NiKal KeR Dil Se Tere Waste

NiKal KeR Dil Se Tere Waste Sada Aai
Uthay Haath Tou Yaad Ek Dua Aai
K Teri Umar Ko Dunya Ki Umar Lag Jaye
Waqt Saal Giany Aur Gin Gin K Thak Jaye

A student was asked

A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”

Teriyan yadan nal

Teriyan yadan nal preet pai baithe haan,

Eh na samjhi tenu bhulai baithe haan,

Duriyan ki karan giyan dur sanu,

jad ruh vich hi tenu vasai baithe han.

Molvi di girl friend

Molvi di girl friend Molvi Nu Time de k na aai,

molvi intizar krda rya,intzar krn to baad Masjid wich gia tay speaker nu on kr k kainda.

”Hazrat! Changi ni keti ?

In a park 2 lover

In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,

Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?

Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”

Tusi saadi JAAn ho

Tusi punjabi o ya pathan o,
Pepsi O ya shahzan o,
Angel o ya shetan o,
Choclate o ya pan o
Cumzor o ya pehlwan o,
Tusi jo V VO par..
Tusi saadi JAAAAAAAAn ho ..

Defination of a nurse

Defination of a nurse:

Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal

it shits in ur hands

Love is a bird:
u hold it tightly,
it dies.
hold it lightly,
it flies.
hold it nicely,
it shits in ur hands..
moral:
FORGET LOVE,,
just ……………… flirt

Plz give me a kiss

Plz give me a kiss
shocked???????????????daro mat?????

kiss means
k-koii- interestings- smss- send karo

Sweetest part in life is 2 carry

Sweetest part in life is 2 carry all d memories in life.
But.
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Toughest part is 2 say good bye
to the person who is behind those memories!!!,

Woh kon sa Event tha jo na hota tou

TEACHER:-
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Woh kon sa Event tha jo na hota tou Pakistan khush haal hota??
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PAPPU:-
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Zardari di Maa da Viyah...

WO MUJHE SEENEY SE LAGA KAR ROI

MAIN KISI AUR KI HOON ITNA BATA KAR ROI,

WO MUJHE MEHNDI LAGEY HATH DIKHA KAR ROI,,,

UMAR BHAR KI JUDAI KA KHAYAL AYA THA,

WO MUJHE PAS APNE BITHA KAR ROI,,,

KHAT KITABEIN WO PYAR K TOHFEY,

MOHABBAT KI SAB NISHANIYAN JALA KAR ROI,,,

TUMHARI DI HUI SAB CHEEZEIN UTAR LI GAYEIN,

WO MUJHE SEJ PE SAJEY ZEVAR DIKHA KAR ROI,,,

AB K NA SAHI ZARUR HASHAR MAIN MILEINGEY,

YAKJA HONEY K DILASEY DILA KAR ROI,,,

MUJHSE ZIYADA GHAM BICHARNEY KA USEY THA,

WAQT-E-RUKSAT WO MUJHE SEENEY SE LAGA KAR ROI

A Man has 2 Parrots

A Man has 2 Parrots,
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Aik Din 1 Totay ne Doosry ki Chumi lay li...
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Os Aadmi ne Saza k tor par Totay ki Tind kar di,
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Kuch Din baad Osi Aadmi k Ghar MEHFIL-e-NAAT thi,
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To Os Aadmi ne Totay ko Welcome k liye Darwazy pe Bitha dia,
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Kuch dair baad Os Aadmi ne Aa k dekha sab andar Aa gaye hain,
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Lekin Ganjay Aadmi bahir hain,
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To Os Aadmi ne Totay ko Kaha k Inhein kyun nahi andar Aanay dia,
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Tota Bola:
"Leniyaan CHUMIYAAN,TAY AANA MEHFILAN TAY".. Ay bahir he thek ne....@

Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?

Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:
Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?
Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One

Mai Aaj He Apny Boyfriend Ko

1 Aurat Dosri se: Mujhy Apny Shohar Pe Shak Hai,
Wo Kisi Larki Se Milta Hai.
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2nd: Phir Tum Kya Karogi?
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1st: Mai Aaj He Apny Boyfriend Ko Shohar k Peechy Lagati hon.

BHARWA

BHARWA
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BHARWA
BHARWA
BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P

Pathan: Al-Quaida.

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:
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1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.
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Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.
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Pathan: Al-Quaida.

aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai

Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai
Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to
6 inch ki kar deti hai
Jaisay..
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"Chapaati"
Think positive yar

Yara passport size photo nikalo

Pathan k ek jumlay ne Photographer ko pagal kar dia:
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"Yara passport size photo nikalo
Lekin mera Chappal bhe aana chaheye"

nahanay se pehlay kia lagaya karon?

Larki: Dr. sahab meray jism ki skin buhat narm aor Mulayem hai.
Es ki hifazat k liye main nahanay se pehlay kia lagaya karon?
Doctor:
"Kundi"

Beti ab tum 17 saal ki ho gae ho wakt aa gya hai

MOTHER:
Beti ab tum 17 saal ki ho gae ho wakt aa gya hai sex k baray mein
Jan'nay ka.
Girl: jee ami poochein kia poochna hai ?

Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai

Wah prabhu kya therri leela:
Chuha Billi se darta hai,
Billi Kutte se darti hai,
Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,
Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai

Dance in the rain

Laugh when you can. Smile everyday.
Sing in the shower. Dance in the rain.
Don't worry what anyone thinks.
Keep moving forward and don't look back.
Because life goes by fast & it happens once...

Kiss slowly Love deeply and

Life is too short,
Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness.
Laugh when you can
Apologize when you should
And let go of what you can’t change.
Kiss slowly Love deeply and FORGIVE QUICKLY.
Take chances. Give everything
And have no regrets.
Life is too short to be unhappy.
You have to take the good with the bad
SMILE WHEN YOU’RE SAD
Love what you got
And always remember what you had.
Always forgive but never forget.
Learn from your mistakes
But never regret.
People change and things go wrong
BUT ALWAYS REMEMBER
Life goes on!!

“U r a Normal Student”

5 points that prove “U r a Normal Student”


1)Unnecessary talk on phone
2)Plan each day 2 study but end of d day-”Kal se pakka”.
3)U hav all d data but u work 1 day b4 d dead line.
4)Rite now U r thinkin of forwardin this msg to ur friends.
5)On each point U smiled, coz its true…

How are you darling?

Sometimes i wonder how much bright z stars get 2b when i’m with u until i realized that
They’re all coming in crowds to see us together chatting in love
How are you darling?

Raat Bari Mushkil Se Sulaya Hai Khud Ko

Raat Bari Mushkil Se Sulaya Hai Khud Ko Main Ne FARAZ..

Warna Light Kay Bagair Kon PAGAL Sota Hai . . . ? ?

An Old Man with a Hot Girl

Saturday noon,

An Old Man with a Hot Girl entered a Jewellery shop and chose a Ring worth $200000 for the Girl.

Giving cheque, He said he’d collect the Ring on Monday aftr the Cheque is cleard.

On Monday,
Jeweller called up the old man. There’s no Money in ur Account!

Old Man:I Know,
but can You imägine the Weekend I had…..
(’,')

Wo Mujhe Iss Hairat Se Dekhta Hai FARAZ

Wo Mujhe Iss Hairat Se Dekhta Hai FARAZ,

Jaisay Main Ne Us Ka Koi Karza Dena Hai..!!

It is part of the Sunna

It is part of the Sunna that
A man should accompany his guest
to the door of the house.
(Ibn Majah, Baihaqi).

GORGEOUS BABE

LOADING BABE METER
5%
17%
38%
59%
77%
88%
98%
100%COMPLETE
PROCESSING DATA
ANALYSIS COMPLETE
YOU ARE 100%
GORGEOUS BABE

Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?

What’s An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?

A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE

Sir! Apko lift chahey kia?

1 admi bike pe ja raha tha.
Admi ne rastey pe jatey Sardar se poucha?
Sir! Apko lift chahey kia?
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Sardar:Nahi hamara ghar tou Ground floor pe hai.:

ALLAH k nam pr kch de do

Bhikari:
ALLAH k nam pr kch de do.

Pathan 100 ka note dikhaty huy bola:
kia tmhary pas 50 hai?

Bhikari:
khushi se g hain
Pathan:
to kocha pehlay wo kharch kro

A Pathan teacher gives

A Pathan teacher gives dictation test to students,

Last bench students:

We are not able to hear you SIR,

Pathan : “OK I’LL WRITE ON THE BOARD .,..,..,..,!

Best error message of the century.....!!!!

Best error message of the century.....!!!!

An error shown by a computer:
No keyboard connected!!
Press F1 to continue... ;->

Give Me Sentence With a Direct Objec

Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.
Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.
Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?

Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)

Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe

Teacher:
Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe
2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti...

Student:
Madam
Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa
Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga...

Who Can Drive Safely While Kissing A Girl

Any Man Who Can Drive Safely
While Kissing A Girl
Is
Simply Not Giving The KISS The Attention

It Deserves . . .

expensive gift 4 u

expensive gift 4 u
"Surat Kosar"
Dushmanon ki dushmani se
"Surat kaaferoon"
Mout k waqat Kuffur se
"Surat Ikhlass"
Munafiqat se
"Surat Falak"
Haadson se

Jab Mulk “mein” Tabahi” ho

Irshad-e-Nabwi (S.A.W)
Jab Mulk “mein” Tabahi” ho
Or logon k “Jan o Mal” Mehfoz na ho
To kasrat se “ASTAGHFAR”
Parho

SEX mehnat hai ya maza?

1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:
“Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?”
Ghareeb bola:
“Maza hi hoga Sahib”
“Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay.

“Wo Aankh Jo Burai Dekhti Hy

“Chashm-e-Koo Rast
Aenake Beenad Na
Sawab

Heich Geh Shab Ra Na
Beenad Aftaab…”

{IQBAL}

Translation:

“Wo Aankh Jo Burai
Dekhti Hy Andhi Hy
Kyun K
Suraj Ko Kabhi Bhi
(Kahin Bhi) Andhera
Nazar Nahi Aata…”

Drinks, Babes, Cigaretes,

Excessive!
Drinks, Babes, Cigaretes, R Enemies..
And
A Man Who Runs Away From His Enemies Is A Coward…
Great People Greate Thoughts!

F i r s t P l a c e W i n n e r

A l w a y s
T r y
T o
B e
A
F i r s t
P l a c e
W i n n e r
B c o z
T h e
S e c o n d
P l a c e
W i n n e r
I s
T h e
F i r s t
L o s e r … (:

If U Want To Enjoy,..

> Life Time ThoughT <

If U Want To Enjoy,..

Always Think Today Is The 1st Day..,

But If U Want To Achieve Something,

Always Think Today Is The Last…

Yaqeenan hum Bhi khelte ""Pyar"" ki Baazi

'Mujhe in pathron ka darr na hota

Agar sheeshe ka mera ghar na hota

Yaqeenan hum Bhi khelte ""Pyar"" ki Baazi

Agar dil tootne ka darr na hota.

Who Is The Leader Of Ducks?

Pathan's logic

Who Is The Leader Of Ducks?

Ans: 'Frog'

Why?







Because Frog Is
'MAINDUCK'

Chahat Jesi Bala Se Dartay Hain

Dar Badr Ki Saza Se Darty Hen,

Khushk Patay Hen Hwa Se Drtay Hen,

Aandhion Se kAbHi MUhABbAt Thi HUMIen,

Ab To Baad-e-Saba Se Dartay Hain,

Nafraton Ne Wo Lazzatein Bakhshin,

Chahat Jesi Bala Se Dartay Hain,

Logon k Karam Hain Itnay,

~ Faraz ~

Zindagi ki Dua Se Dartay Hain...

Mausam Ne li angrai

Mausam Ne li angrai Or tum ne nikaal li razai
Ice Cream se hui larai Moong Phali hai ghar me aai
Cold Drink se Mounh Mor lia Coffee se nata jor lia

Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010

Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010
Q 1. Describe the mechanism of loadsheding and blood shedding in Pak..
Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words.
Q 3. What is a Roti ? Briefly explain relation bw shahbaz shareef and roti.
Q 4. Draw labelled diagram of a suicide jacket..

Excuse me can i sit beside u?

A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone, after 1 hour he gathers enough courage to ask her
"Excuse me can i sit beside u?"

she responds loudly "NO I DONT WANA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U"

every 1 in the bar starts to look at the man, the man was embarrassed
After a few minutes the woman walks over to his table smiles n apologizes says u see im a psychology student studying how people respond to embarrasing situations,

Man replied(loudly): WHAT 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS 4 ONE NIGHT?:-D

Buhat Dukh Hoa Tumharay Husband Ke Death Ka

Buhat Dukh Hoa Tumharay Husband Ke Death Ka..
Chalo Ab Udas Mat Ho,Mein Hon Na.
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Film Dekhnay Chalatay Hain.

Mil k bicharna dastor hy zindgi ka

Mil k bicharna dastor hy zindgi ka,

Ek ye hi kissa mashhor hy zindgi ka,

Beete howe pal kabhi lot kar nai aate,

Ye hi sab se bara kasoor hy zindgi ka.

kafan Ki Jaib nhai hot

Dolat sa mOhabbat na kar,

Ae Insan Kyun K kafan Ki Jaib nhai hoti...

MOST USed Alphabet

MOST USed Alphabet "A" DoeSnt Appear in SpellingS of digitS from 1 to 999.


It AppearS
1St Time in 1000 & then ContinueS.


* Achievement RequireS Patience! *

Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai

Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,


Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai,


Dosti may mushkil milay to kia hua,


Mushkil may hi to apno or parayon ki pehchaan hoti hai.

DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho

DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,
DUA hai k teri muskan kabhi kam na ho,
Agar kabhi TERI palko me aansu aye,
DUA hai k us ki vajha HUM na hoon...

"I Hate Girls"

Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.

Wese to kehte Ho

"I Hate Girls"
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Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!

Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

1 larka dosre larke se:

Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya... ;-)

Happy Fathers Day

Thanks for being there through the tears,
Laughter and dirty diapers.
Happy Fathers Day

Arrange marriage difference

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Main Kya Faraq Hai?
Love Marriage Main Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Kartay Hain.
Aur
Arrange Marriage Main
Kisi Aur Ki Girlfriend Se.

Ap jesay Jawan BACHay Khubsurat BACHiuN ki

Ap jesay Jawan BACHay Khubsurat BACHiuN ki Amanat Hen
Apne Apko Expired Aunties Ki Pohanch Se Dur Rakhain.
Wazart-E-boys.
Hakumat-E-girls!

Lagta he dil ka koi tukrra Aaj bhi uss K pass hai

Kahin koi zakham nahi, Phir Bhi Dard ka Ahsas hua He “Faraz”

Lagta he dil ka koi tukrra Aaj bhi uss K pass hai….

candle light dinner

I want you,
to be with me in a nice Restaurant
to have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
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“Pay The Bill”

I will tell U, k boyz/girlz apko dekh k kiya kehtey hongy

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12#
Choose any 1 number then I will tell U, k boyz/girlz apko dekh k kiya kehtey hongy.
Rply musT…!!
Answer are given below
1.queen/king
2.Anti/Uncle
3.Namona
4.Attractive
5.Cartoon
6.sweet
7. Baatoni
8.Intelligent
9.horible
10.Abnormal
11.lose caractor 12.GorgeouS…!!

R u male or Female?

Male or Female
R u male or Female?
Answer k lea niche dekhein
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oh no dear ! Yaha nae apne niche.

Jis larki ko lift de

Jis larki ko lift de
Wo nakab me b bohat pyari
Lag rahi thi
Us ke nasheli aankhein
Goora badan, Daraz Qad, Lambe ghaney baal
Jab wo boli to pata chla k
HIJRA/KHUSRA hy.

Shekh:”kela” kitne ka hai?

Shekh:”kela” kitne ka hai?
Dukandar:5 rupe ka
Shekh: 2 rupe ka deta hai?
Dukandar: 2 mein to iska chhilka mile ga
Shekh: ye lo 3 rupe or chhilka utaar lo^

I like a teacher who gives you

Someone once said :
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
And my teacher gives me a lot of things to take home.
Thankyou Teacher

WIFE IS DANGEROUS

LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

Labon pay geet ankhon may kawab

Labon pay geet ankhon may kawab rakhtay thay

Kabhi kitabooon main hum bhi gulab rakhtay thay

Kabhi kisi ka jo hota tha intizar hammay

Bara hi sham-o-sahar ka hissab rakhtay thay

Tari nigha k jaado

Tari nigha k jaado bikhartay jaatay hain
Jo zakham dil ko milay thay wo bhartay jatay hain
Tery baghair woo din bhi guzar gaaye aakhir
Tery baghair yeh din bhi guzarty jatay hain.

K tujh ko sari Khudaie kay baad yaad aaye

Woo jin ko hum teri qurbat main bhool beythay thay
Woo log teri judai kay bad yaad ayee
Hum itnay bhi gaye guzray nahi thay jany faraz
K tujh ko sari Khudaie kay baad yaad aaye

Chahe us ki qimet hamari jaan hoti

Kash khushyoon ki koi dokan hoti.
Us ki hum ko pehchan hoti.
Vgar dete aap ka daman khushyoon se.

Chahe us ki qimet hamari jaan hoti.

He created MC Donald's!

God saw u hungry.
He created MC Donald's!
God saw u thirsty.
He created coke!
God saw u in darkness.
He created light!

God saw u without a cute friend.
He created me....

Dard-e-dil liya aur diya

Ajnabi galyoon se hum guzra nahi kartay.
Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi kartay.

Dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hay.
Warna itnay sms hum kisi ko kiya nahi karte.

In school they taught me that

In school they taught me that
1 hour=60 min
1 min=60 sec
But they never told me that
1 sec without u.

100 years Miss u........................

Let's boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots

Let's boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots.

We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. After all,
you are the most well known idiot alive. ;)

When you pray for others

When you pray for others,
ALLAH listens to you and blesses them...

When you are happy & feel blessed,

Remember someone has prayed for you too... ;->

Kali Kurti De Thaley Agg Ishq Di Baley

Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn



Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!

Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na


Matlab


Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)

Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai

GOLDEN WORDS.....!







Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa Amal karega

Remember Life is short

2010 is at the door,
Remember Life is short,
break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
love truly,
laugh uncontrollably,
and never regret anything that made you smile.

A word to say, a word to hear

A word to say, a word to hear
Even in ur absence i feel u near
R relation is strong..hope it goes long
v will remain d same til d life goes on!

daily bless you 2010

Happy New year my love,
i pray God above,
daily bless you 2010,
with a heart full of love….

Love is like a CD track

Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too………

What”s difference between man & Superman?

Santa: What”s difference between man & Superman?

Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser
& superman wears it over the trouser.

Santa went to see a girl for marriage

Santa went to see a girl for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time,
Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye

Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka

Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?

Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka

One day Santa's Girlfriend asks him

One day Santa's Girlfriend asks him, Darling,
om our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:Ya sure, Give me your Telephone No