Thursday, December 31, 2009

Increases ur face value

SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,

Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means� Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever

Pehlay gallay lagao

Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo




agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

A Girl to an Old Man

A Girl to an Old Man:

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


Malooum hai kahan Se ?




DOOR SE

Aaj jo Tanha hai Woh Pardes Mein

Aaj jo Tanha hai Woh Pardes Mein
Zaroor Mujh ko us Ney Socha ho ga

Khuvabon aur Khyaalon Mein
Mera hi Chehra Tarasha Ho ga

Raah Chaltey jo us ko
Mera khyaal Aaya Ho ga

Aik Nazar Ruk ke Asmaan Pe Chand ko Dekha Ho ga
Jab Saath They to Roz hi larti Thi Mujh sey

Ab Din Mein so Baar khud peh Bigarti Ho gi
Mail Box Kholtey hi Naam mera Dhondti Ho gi

Aur na Pa ke Mujhey

Aap hi Aap Mujh sey Roth ti Ho gi
Zaror Masrof Hon buhat ya koi Test hai Mera

Tawelein Ghurr ke khud hi Behal ti Ho gi
Tanha Sard Raat Mein

Yuon hi Sarak peh Tehaltey Huvey
Khyaalon hi Khyaalon Mein

Haath us ney Mera Thama Ho ga

Phir Kisi Pool ke Nechey Ruk kar
Aankhon Mein Mere us ney Jhaanka Ho ga

Zindgi da kuch pata nahi kado muk jana

Zindgi da kuch pata nahi kado muk jana,
Saha di as door ne kado tut jana,
Vekh lavi bhave tu lakh var rus k,
Asi har vari tenu manadey chale jana

My day won't certainly be over

My day won't certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn't sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night.

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga
Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,

Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,

Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop
Jese shetan ka roop.

New day new blessing…

New day new blessing…
New day new blessing.
Don’t let yesterdays failures
ruin the beauty of today,
because each day has its own
promise of love, joy, forgiveness…..
Good Morning…

Going Late To Class

Height of
bravery!




Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:

"Hey SwEeTy!"
"CARRYY ON DONT STOP"...

jalti hue building sy 6 logon ko nikala!

1 pathan ny jalti hue building sy 6 logon ko nikala!but phir bhi logo ny usy boht mara
Q???


is liye k

us ny wo 6 log nikaly thy jo k aag bhuja rahy thy

With all the Roses Perfume

With all the Roses Perfume
& with all the lights in the world
& with all the children Smiles
I Wish U that your all dreams comes True...
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010*

Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"

Once there lived a SEXY MAN

Once there lived a SEXY MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed...











"DINNER" ;->

u Dirty mind...

upper rakho
bole tou
keeP iT uP... =P

Zindagi kya hai?

Agar tum se koi poochay

...Batao,...


Zindagi kya hai?



(Hatheli pe zara si khaak rakhna aur urra dena).

{Hazrat Ali )

A good teacher is like a candle -

Wish you Happy Teachers Day !!!

A good teacher is like a candle -

it consumes itself to

light the way for others

v were caught sleeping together

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

The Old Year has gone

The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead.
The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time.
All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months..

Love is like a CD track

Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too………

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

The Big Black Bug Bite

The Big Black Bug Bite The Big Black Bear.


Read It Fast.

Nice Tongue Twister.

I'm so tired

My eyes said,

"I'm so tired ..
Plz cum to sleep &giv me rest"
But my heart said,
"Plz wish ur dear one to hav lovely night".
So..
Gud night

Apni Mashoq day Bchyan da Mama

Vari varsi khatan gya tay

khat k lyanda Pjama,

Jera aae msg parh k pangra na pavay O

Apni Mashoq day Bchyan da Mama,,
ha ha ha

Josh nal pao pangraaa...

Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy

Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.



Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.

.
.
.

Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)

After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don't do the following, he'll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don't discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D

Kaha Tha Usey Ke Raat Ko

Kaha Tha Usey Ke Raat Ko Heater Band Kar Ke Soye Faraz.



Ab Kehti Hai!



Aggan La Ke Sanu Ishq Diyan,
Aap Mitti Neend Sohnda Aay.

larka, larki ki

kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti.
larka NOKIA or larki SONY ERICSSON hoti.
larka mohabbat ka SMS deta.
larki chahat ki MISCALL karti.
larka, larki ki miscall SAVE karta.
larki, larke ki chahat se INBOX bharti.
milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY
ko CHARGE karte,
RINGTONE ki awaz pe dono ki zindagi chalti.

Nurse dusra do ye Leak ho raha hai

Sardar k Ghar Beta Hua...

Sardar ne usay Goud mein Liya...

us ne susu ker diya...!!!

SARDAR: Nurse dusra do ye Leak ho raha hai... :o)

1 sardar begum ke liye chappal lenay gaya

1 sardar begum ke liye chappal lenay gaya,

dukandar:Sardar G size tou batao?

Sardar: yar wo tou mein bhool gaya hoon!

aisa kero meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo ;->

Paani bhatak raha hai

Saylaab dekhta hoon to
aAta hai yeh khayaal.
.
.
Paani bhatak raha hai,
Talash e Hussain mein...

Unforgettable things in 2009

Unforgettable things in 2009
1. Person
2. Film
3. Song
4. Incident
5. Place
6. Gift
7. Moment
8. Your last word 4 me in 2009.
Must reply

Ibadt HUSSAIN a.s Ki

Shahadat K Waqt Bhi Chorri Nahi Namaz,,,

Aey Maot Tu Bhi Dekh Ley Ibadt HUSSAIN a.s Ki...

Position of a Husband

Position of a Husband

Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...

Meri ROOH vich mera YAAR wasda

Meri ROOH vich mera YAAR wasda,
meri ANKH vich usda DEEDAR wasda,
sanu apne dard di parwah nai,
par RAB kare har walay raway mera yaar HASDA.

Sectary saw his boss pant zip open

Sectary saw his boss pant zip open.
She tells him, Sir your garage is open.
Boss: Did you see my Ferrari..?
Sectary: No, I saw a small scooter with
two punctured wheels.

Relationship made by Love are

Relationship made by Love are like Engine.
and Love with the relatives is like Petrol.
So both are necessary for running Love Car.

Door of memories

Door of memories will never close.
How much we miss our dears no one knows.
Days will pass like years,
and we will remember
the memories in silent tears.

a woman can wear

One of the true and nice saying:-
“The most beautiful clothes
that a woman can wear
are the arms of the man
who loves her.

You can never live without someone

You can live without the person.
Who says: You are mine.
But
You can never live without someone.
Who says: I am yours.

As the clock strikes to the New Year

As the clock strikes to the New Year,
Here’s wishing you happiness prosperity
and good times to last all year.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Tujhe to Bara Naaz tha us par

Dekh kar Tanha Mujhse pocha Baharon ne,

Kaha gaya tera wo Hamsafar?
Tujhe to Bara Naaz tha us par.

Ye Dekh kar Mai Chup Raha,
Magar!

Mere Ansoaon ne Jawab dia,
Milna Qismat me Bichrna Naseeb tha

Wo mujh se Itna Door Ho Gaya
Jitna Wo Mere Qareeb Tha.

AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI

A pig fell in luv with a chicken.Chicken kissed pig's hand. Next day, pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu..
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI ..:-P

CA PAPER HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT

DAILY DAWN:
CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

Q) What is the Capital of France?
ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is the capital of France.

RESULT DAY: Students FAILED

EXAMINER COMMENT(With a Devil Laugh): Capital of France is "F".

CONCLUSION: Even If The paper Leaks Student cannot pass. :-)

Teacher in girls class

Teacher in girls class.

Here are 2 meanings of every sentence.

Girl: Well than show us.

Teacher: Don’t ask, it also have 2 meanings.

Wo Log Dair Tak Soya Nahi Karte

Manzil Ko Paane Ki Ho Tamanna Jin Ko FARAZ

Wo Log Dair Tak Soya Nahi Karte.

G(,”)(“,)D M(“;”)RNING

William Shakespeare

I love photos.

Because the best thing about them is that.

They never change,

Even when the people in them Change.

“William Shakespeare”.

LifeStyle=ISLAM

*=-BEST-=*

Leader=ALLAH

Guide=QURAN

LifeStyle=ISLAM

Person=MOMIN

Personality=MOHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)

Routine=SUNNAT

Law=SHAREE’AT

Lyrics=AZAAN

Loyalty=IMAAN

Request=DUA

Protection=FITRANA

Oath=KALMA

Contact=NAMAZ

Control=ROZA

Charity=ZAKAAT

Tour=HAJJ

Decision=SABR

Work=TABLEEGH

Action=NEKI

Hobby=DUROOD

with all the children Smiles

With all the Rose’s Perfume
& with all the lights in the world
& with all the children Smiles…
I Wish U that your all dreams comes True..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010*

A CUTE LOVE STORY

A CUTE LOVE STORY:
Two Butterflies
Were In Love.
1 Day They
Decided To Play
Hide N Seek,
They Fixed A
Flower & Decided That,
Tomorrow 1 Who Will Come First & Sit On This Flower
Will Love The Other More.
At Morning The Male Butterfly Came Very Early
& Waited For The Flower To Open.
When It Opened,
He Was Shocked To See That,
The Female Butterfly Had Died Inside It,
Bcoz She Was Waiting Since Last Night To Tell Him…!!
“HOW MUCH SHE LOVES HIM”:-(

Monday, December 21, 2009

Be careful when a girl tells u

Be careful when a girl tells u that
She loves u from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top!

Ek Student Dusre Se

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . :

At The Beginning Of Married Life

Philosophy Of Life :
” At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !

Dad Ap kabhi Misar gaye thy ?

S0n 2 his Dad
Dad Ap kabhi Misar gaye thy ?
Dad: Nahi Beta
Son: Phr itni Khatarnak Mummy Kahan se laye . !

bina yar guzara koun kre

Okha langda wqt vichore da bina yar guzara koun kre…
Dunia toon kinara ho skda yaraan toon kinara koun kre…
Ik din hove taan lang jave sari zindgi guzzara koun kre…

I thought a thought

I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought
I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been
the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.

Ek larkee paydal jaa rai thee

Ek larkee paydal jaa rai thee,
Larka bola- aye deewani peechay murh kr dekh tayra dupatta zameen se ghisaa ja raha hy,

Larki boli- aye deewanay tu kya janay yh bhee apna farz nibha rahaa hy,

koee chum na ly mayry Qadmon kee mitti ko isi liye nishaan mitataa jaa rha hy.

Girl 2 boy: Shaadi ky liye kaun see date

Girl 2 boy: Shaadi ky liye kaun see date rakeyn??
Boy: 22nd december
Girl: Koee khaas wajaa?
Boy: han, Saal ki sb say lambi raat isee date ko hotee hey..

Boy & girl playing

Boy & girl playing ludo.Boy:agr 1,2,3,4,5, aya to i'll kiss u. Girl,
what?achha or agar 6 aya to? Boy:kbi ludo nhi kheli kya? .6 aya to dubara meri baari.

Girls Use The Word Friendship To

Boys Use The Word Friendship To Start Love
But
Girls Use The Word Friendship To End Love
Same Word Bt Different ATTITUDE …!!

Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya

Boy:
Ye Ratein
Ye Hawaein
Ye Chandni
Ye Ghataein
Ye Nadiya
Ye Kinare
Girl Interrupts Say:
Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya Nature Study..

Newton 2nd law of ishq

Newton 2nd law of ishq:
A boy in love with a girl continue to be in love with her
and
girl in love with a boy continue to be in love with him,
untill or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come in to play and break the legs of the boy.

Boy: jan mainy kha tha

Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choroga.
Girl: realy?
Boy: yes.
After marrid boy left her
with in week,
Grl: y u did?
Boy: jan mainy kha tha
tmy apna bna k choro ga.

Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan

Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar:abay kya mast piece hai yaar maa baap ne pehle kahan chupa rakha tha yaar mujhe is bache ka no chahiyye.larka sharmaate hwe:aap k ghar baap bhai nahi hai kya.
Q hana hmmmmm.

Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai

Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai.
Wah wah
gour farmaiye
muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai,
use jo mohbbat smjhe wo sbse barra gadha hai . . . ;->

A Boy Was Following A Girl,

A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don’t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don’t U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her”

Ek din ap ke zindgi mein ese Larki aye ge

Ek din ap ke zindgi mein ese
Larki aye ge jo app ko
Pyar se chahe ge
Pyar se dekhi ge
Ap ko bohat pyar de ge
Ap se pyar mange gi
Ur
App ko kiss kr k khe ge
“I LOVE U PAPA”

New years come and new years go

New years come and new years go,

pieces of time all in a row.

As we live our life,

each second and minute,

We know we’re privileged

to have you in it.

Our appreciation never ends

For our greatest blessings:

our family and friends.

Happy New Year!

how to live with a broken heart

I remember him not as the

one who broke my heart.

But I remember him as the

one who teach me

how to live with a broken heart.

Its a gray December

Its a gray December.

The leaves have all turned brow.

And all the birds of summer

are packing up to leave town.

and so it goes

The frost takes the last rose

and all the fields will be frozen soon

the hills will soon see winter snows.

HAPPY DECEMBER…:-)

you are blessed in many ways

Nice Words

1. Jis ko Khuda ney Dua ki tofeeq di ho,

Wo qabooliat se mehroom nahi reh sakta.

2. Jisey khuda Astaghfaar ki tofeeq de

wo Maghfirat sey mehroom nahi reh sakta.

3. Jis ko Khuda shukar ki tofeeq ata kar dey

wo Neimato sey mehroom nahi reh sakta.

Anarkali tuje kya chahiye?

Akbar: Anarkali tuje kya chahiye?

Taaj ya Takht?

Anarkli:
Jan-e-panah mje na Taaj chahiy aur na hi Takht
bus

kilo chini mil jaye to nwaazish ho ge..

I will attend your Wedding

Only true Friends stand with u during Bad Times of your life. . .

So I promise

I will attend your
Wedding :-)

Shehr-e-Adaawat Mein Basera Hai Faraz

Mera Us
Shehr-e-Adaawat Mein Basera Hai Faraz…

Jahan Charas To Mil Jaati Hai.

Magar Cheeni Nahi Milti. :-

Apni to aadat hai bulaya nahi karte,

Aana hai to khud he chale aao,

Apni to aadat hai bulaya nahi karte,

Kabhi humse khafa hone ka tasawwur b na karna,

Hum aise sitam gar hain manaya nahi karte,

Jis dar pe gaye hain aik bar gaye hain,

Phr laut kar kabi us dar pe jaya nahi karte,

dukh jo itny jhely hen zindagi men!

Apna to shaiwa hai gaur se sun lo,

Khud he tarap lete hain tarpaya nhi krte..

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Hm ko Hami Se Chura Lo

Hm ko Hami Se Chura Lo

Dil Men kahin Tum Chupa Lo

Hum Akely kho Na Jaen

Door Tum Se Ho Na Jaen

Pas Aao



RUKO



Pehly Lifeboye Se Nahaa Lo.

.Pyari Si '*.Morning Mein

.*"*.*"*.
'*.Pyari Si
'*.Morning Mein

.*"*.*"*.
*.Pyare Se
'*.Mood Mein

.*"*.*"*.
'*.Thndi Thndi
'*.Hava'on Mein

.*"*.*"*.
'*.Pyari Si
'*.Roshni Mein

.*"*.*"*.
'*.Pyar Bhri
'*.Duaon K Sath

.*"*.*"*.
'*.Sb'se Pehle
'*.ApKo Pyara Sa

ASALAM-O-ALAIKUM
G('.') (',')D
M(';')Rn!nG

DIL se Phool Ban kar Hum

DIL se Phool Ban kar Hum Mahekna Jante Hai,

Muskura K Hum Gham Bhulana Jante Hai

Log Khush Hote Hai Humse Q K,

Bina Mile B Hum Dosti Nibhana Jante Hai.

What is similarity between Bill Gates and me?

What is similarity between Bill Gates and me?

Don’t know??

He never comes to my house

and I never go to his house

EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW…

Pathan Got 100 Rupees

1 Pathan Ko Road Pe Se 100 Rupay Ka Note Mila
Jis Pe Likha tha,


"Eid Mubarak"


Pathan Ne Note Pocket Main Dala or Bola:


"Khair Mubarak" :-)

Tum Bin Hum

~¤~

Tum

Bin

Hum

ALHAMDULILLAH Baray Mazay Main Hain…

PLz mind zuroor karna

Height of samajdaari.

Height of samajdaari.

Pathan ne bachay se pocha,
oay kocha toffee khaeyga?

Bacha bola :
Nahi uncle bohat durd hota hy.

Unki Awaz Suntay Suntay Raat

Woh Choom Len ek Baar to Aati Nahi Neend,

Unki Awaz Suntay Suntay Raat Jati hai Beet,

Is Liye Kehtay Hain Ye Risk Na Uthao,

MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO.

Teacher: what is defination of WIFE.!

Teacher: what is defination of WIFE.!

Student
sir wife ki misal ZONG ki hy.!

1 number free sari Life.!

Raat 12 se subah 7 bajay tak . . .

Saturday, December 19, 2009

A rupee is easy 2 earn...

A rupee is easy 2 earn...
but a smile is hard 2 find...
rupee loses its value...
smile increases its worth..
i lost a rupee when i sms u...
but who cares!
i won ur smile...

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

Can I make a call to my Wife?

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

"Aaj tk tum kitney logo k saath soyi ho?"

Jealous Husband;

"Aaj tk tum kitney logo k saath soyi ho?"

Wife; Such bolon tu sirf aap k sath hi soyi hon baki sabhi k sath sari sari raat jagti thi....

behen ji zara saari upar karna

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saari upar karna photo leni hai.

What is a kiss?

What is a kiss?
In view of
Geometry:
"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....
PHYSICS:
"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,

I never forget my sincere friends

I never forget my sincere friends
when i see some faults in them
i keep patient & just realize that
.
.
.
.
“ab har koi meri terha perfect
tou nahi ho sakta na” ;)

True Love is like a pillow

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,

Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Plz call me, its urgent

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega

which is 6″ long

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6″ long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:don't worry its tooth brush

v were caught sleeping together

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

Friday, December 18, 2009

Fraud with Innocent Boys

Fraud with Innocent Boys
Fun with Handsome Boys

Friendship with Charming Boys
Contact with Intelligent Boys

Flirt with Freaky Boys
Love with Faithful Boys

& in the end

Marriage with the Rich Boy
Moral of the story !

Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai Yaaro !

Last night I went to bed without you

Last night I went to bed without you.

Cold, thinking of you, missing your warmth,

your soft touch against my skin.

Where were you last night,

my lovely pyjamas.

Wife: paka sakti hun agar

Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.

Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)

kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!

Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,

wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!


HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo

"GADHA" Hai

Sweet insults:

Any similarity b/w you and a human is purely coincidental.

Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

I'd like to kick you in teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

Keep talking. Someday you'll say something intelligent.

Dont you love nature, despite what it did to you? :-):

Raat chandni mein bheegte hue tumhein sochne lagi

Raat chandni mein bheegte hue tumhein sochne lagi,
madhoshi chaa gai ajab pagal dil ka haal ho gaya,

taaron se karne lagi teri baatein kuch aisi ke,
asmaan bhi teri haseen yaadon mein kho gaya..

KyA kHabEr tHi k to

WoH to BaNdar Hai darakHato Pe cHarH jayE Ga,

MasLa AoNt ka Hai AoNt kedHer jayE Ga,

MaiN to saMjHa tHa k to iNsaN Hai sudHer jayE Ga,

KyA kHabEr tHi k to GadHa Hai GadHa Hi keHlayE ga

May your marriage be

May your marriage be
Blessed with love
And companionship
For all the years of ur lives!

KNOWLEDGE WEEK

KNOWLEDGE WEEK

Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti

Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai

Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya

Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.

Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai

Sending wedding wishes

Sending wedding wishes ur way
Wishing u both the best
May ur love last forever
And ur marriage be truly blessed

Congratulations!

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Oay bachi check karo!

Teacher:
�Woh dekho udher sundar larki khari hai.
Isko punjabi mei translate karo�


Student: �Oay bachi check karo!�

Santa: Air-hostess!

Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai,

jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai.Kaun hai jo
Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he?

Santa: Air-hostess!

mei kisi ajnabi larki ko

Meri zindagi k 2 asool hain.

Pehla:
mei kisi ajnabi larki ko lift nahi karvata.

AUR dosra:
Mei kisi larki ko ajnabi nahi samajhta.

meanings of GIRL

True meanings of �GIRL�

�G�= GOSSIP may sab se aagey..

�I�= INNOCENT sirf shakal se..

�R�= RONE ki automatic machine..

�L�= LARAI may sab ki maa� ;-)

Larkiyon k Zauq-e-Deedar ne mujhe

Itne Khud-daar they Hum k kabhi collage nahi 
jatey they Faraz

Larkiyon k Zauq-e-Deedar ne mujhe Regular Bana
diya

Twinkle Twinkle Little FARAZ.

Twinkle Twinkle Little FARAZ.
Teri girlfreind gai bazar,
usko milgaya dosra pyaar,
ab tu baith k makhiyan maar!
toba toba astagfar.
Twinkle Twinkle litle faraz

Pyar kia to darna kia..?

Usne mujhe rat ko jungle me akele chor dya faraz.
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.
Ye keh kar k
Pyar kia to darna kia..?

Ek Larki humein baacha samjh k

Hum to yunhi tiger Biscuit khaa rahay thhay ,

"FaRaz"

Ek Larki humein baacha samjh k pappi dy gai

0% income on your girlfriend

Management Lesson

You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction.

on the other hand

You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction.

your money, your decision.

As a new year starts

Looking back on the months gone by,

As a new year starts and an old one ends,

We contemplate what brought us joy,

And we think of our loved ones and our friends.

Sweet Thöüghts & Präyers äre Sent

:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:
:-: G(,”)(”,)D :-:
:-: morning :-:
:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:
Sweet
Thöüghts
&
Präyers
äre
Sent
ür
Wäy

Wärm
ür
Heärt
&
Bless
ür
morning:

Girl: Mujhe Ik Aisa Husband Chahiye

Girl: Mujhe Ik Aisa Husband Chahiye Jo Achi Achi Baten Kare.
Hansi Mazaq Kary
Or Raton Ko Mujhe Songs Sunaye.




Sardar: Tusi Husband Chhado FM Radio Le Lo! :-)

“O God, when I lose hope

“O God, when I lose hope because my plans have come to nothing…
Then help me to remember that,
Your Love is always greater than my disappointments,
& Your Plans for my life are always better than my dreams..”
(Ameen) Share this prayer wth all. It strengthen’s faith.

tmhy Zehr b me ne dia hy

1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
yar! tmhary ghr 10 lakh ka daka me ne dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b me ne hi krai thi

Dost:
koi bat ni
tmhy Zehr b me ne dia hy;)

Have a frnd who can hold

Dont try to have friends who
can achieve great heights.

Have a frnd who can hold
when u fall from d greatest height.

"A Loyal friend is better than a Royal friend "

Sardar in ROMANTIC style

Newly Weaded Sardar Couple's Luv words
Srdarni:Humari Shadi Ko 24 hour Ho Chuke H

Sardar in ROMANTIC style:
or Esa Lagta H Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho

Some Hide it in Eyes

Nice Saying:
Every Heart Has A Pain
Only D Way Of Expression is Different
Some Hide it in Eyes
while Some Hide in Der Smile

New concept: "Do before u die

Old concept: "Do or die "
New concept: "Do before u die "
Latest concept: "Dont die until u do "
Our concept:
"WHAT TO DO!?!?!"

Good Night

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Kaha gaya tera wo Hamsafar?

Dekh kar Tanha Mujhse pocha Baharon ne,

Kaha gaya tera wo Hamsafar?
Tujhe to Bara Naaz tha us par.

Ye Dekh kar Mai Chup Raha,
Magar!

Mere Ansoaon ne Jawab dia,
Milna Qismat me Bichrna Naseeb tha

Wo mujh se Itna Door Ho Gaya
Jitna Wo Mere Qareeb Tha.

Aapko Kis Lamhy ka Bohat Shiddat se Intezaar hai?

Aapko Kis Lamhy ka Bohat Shiddat se Intezaar hai?

141, 142, 143,144,
145, 146, 147,

Select One number than I'll tell you the answer.
Plz reply its interesting!


141: Shadi ka
142: Hajj ka
143: World tour ka
144: Hamsafar k Milny ka
145: Jis se pyar hai os ko pany ka
146: Date py jany ka
147: Mangni ka

Pakistan me kuch bhi nhi

(,")//''//(",) cham
)) (( chham
LL ,¡ /, cham


8 Aane Ki Chalia 8 Aane ka pan
Chal mere ghore Englistan

Pakistan me kuch bhi nhi
Bus me betho to jga nhi

Ghr jao to bijLi nhi
Pene ko saf pani nhi

Khane ko roti sasti nhi
Dakoo Or Doctor me frq nhi

Degree he to nokri Nahi
SMS KARO TO REPLY NHI?

Meri Aankh Mai JhaLak Teri

*Lo Suno Zindagi Ki Dastan Meri*

Meri Aankh Mai JhaLak Teri
Meri Saans Mai Mehak Teri

Mere Gumaan Mai Weham Tera
Meri Neend Mai Khuwab Tera

Mere Dil Mai Dharkan Teri
Mere Jism Mai Rooh Teri

Mere SoG Mai RoG Tera
Mere Dar Mai Khauf Tera

Meri Tanhayi Mai Baaten Teri
Mere Hathon Mai Hath Tera

Mere KhyaaL Mai Jeet Teri
Mere ISHQ Mai Baazi Teri

Lo Suno Zindgi Ki Dastan Meri.

Woh Choom Len ek Baar

Woh Choom Len ek Baar to Aati Nahi Neend,

Unki Awaz Suntay Suntay Raat Jati hai Beet,

Is Liye Kehtay Hain Ye Risk Na Uthao,

MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO.

kare zikar Khuda ka ba-wuzu ho kr

Suba ko baagh me shabnam parti hae faqat is liye...!!
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K ptta ptta kare zikar Khuda ka ba-wuzu ho kr...!!

(ALLAMA IQBAL)

German Scientist

It is True News.

Kuch German Scientist Apni Daily Research k Pacific Ocean Ki Teh Main Gaye.

To Unho Ne Dekha K Kuch Fishes or Chhotay Aabi Janwar.

Aapas Main Group Ki Soorat Main Tairtay Huye Kuch Aawaz Nikaal Rahy Thy.

Jab Ye Aawaz Scientist Ne Suni To Woh Hairan Ho Gaye, Unho Ne Usay Record Kya.

Woh Jab Apne Center pe Aakar Jab Usko Translator Machine Main Aawaz daali To Us Aawaz Ki Translation Hogai.

Woh Scientist Hairan Hogaye K Janwar Bhi Aisa Bol Sakta Hai.

Aapko Pata Hai Woh Janwar Kya Keh Rahy Thay?
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Majboor Aa, Ashiq Majboor Aa,
Bhalay Kedho Bi Kandhar Hujay.
Ha Ha Ha Ha. :-)

I will FRY YOU

Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)

Kissing,Holding & Fire

KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle
&FIRE at the bottom!


Do you know the ANSWAR?


WHAT?

ho...don't think dirty...


its A ''CIGRETTE''

Legs utha ke karo

Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.

Ek accident ho gaya hai

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega

phir us ne dupata bi utar dia

Pehle us ne shalwar utari
phir us ne kameez utari
phir us ne dupata bi utar dia

phir

phir

phir kia?????

kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!!!!!

Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?

Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?
Aik Larka Hota Hai..
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Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..
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GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .

He puts his lips on mine

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car.
He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine,
but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

Chooha halal hota hy ya haram?

Teacher 2 student: Chooha halal hota hy ya haram?
Student: Halal
Teacher ghussy main: kon sa chooha halal hota hy,
bolo?
Student: miss naak ka chooha :p ;->

1boy+3girls=challenge..

TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge????

STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls=challenge..

tum taakat lagakar dalo

H: Mai nahi kar paonga
w: Tum kar saakte hoe
H: Bohot Chota hai
W: tum taakat lagakar dalo
H: Nahi Ja raha Hai
W: Choro hum dosri aangoothi leete hai

Pani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge???

Teacher to student,Pani Ke Bina Hum Kaise
Marenge???
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Student:Pani Nahi To Hum
Swim Kaise Karenge
Aur Swim Nahi Kiya To Doob Jayenge!!!

Height Of Maska

Height Of Maska

Professor: Where Is Your Homework
Student: Sir It Tore While I Was Fighting
With A Guy Who Said You Were Not The
Best Professor In The College

Teacher: Why are you late

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with
your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

Bahut na insafy hai..

If a Driver makes a mistake , its an accident..

scientist makes, new invention

taiolor makes , new fashion..

teacher makes , new theory..

student makes,.. its a mistake.. Bahut na insafy
hai..

question paper is leaking

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come
to his college. You know whyy?
Because he wanted to check from where the question
paper is leaking.

latest java versions ?

A computer teacher asks a student : wat are da 3
latest java versions ?


Student: mar java, mit java, lut java ishq main
dil kya jaan bhi naam teray kar java o java java.

Four beautiful girls are walking on the road

Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on
the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student: WOW!

Light off honay per

Light off honay per:
UK:Oh no...
USA:What is dis.
GERMANY:shazay(shit)
EUROPE:shit man
INDIA:bati chali gye
PAKISTAN:fir pehn nas gye wapda di.......

AJ KI PIYAARI DUA

……AJ KI PIYAARI DUA…….

………… Yaa Allah …………

Koi Galti Sey Mere Number Pey
Balance Send Kar Dey.

Nafrat ka guman hota hai

Barham he sahi, kuch bola to karo..
“”"”FARAZ”"”"

Chup rahtay ho to Nafrat ka guman hota hai….

Zindagi Mein Agr Kuch Haasil Krna Ho To

Zindagi Mein Agr
Kuch Haasil Krna Ho To
Humesha Apne Dimag Ki Suno
Agr Dimag Se Koi Jwab Na Aaye To
Aankhen Band Kr K
Socho

Kya Mere Paas Dimaag Hai?

Difference between boyfriend and husband

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

If marriages are made in heaven

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!

Before marriage, After marriage

*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…

*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

Most successful Happy married life

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
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“Yet to be seen”

AM I CUTE? TEST call

AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

Golden Rule:- ‘To be happy with a man

Golden Rule:-
‘To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her

negative answer

By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”

A student grabbed a coin

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study

best of luck in your exams

All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams

According to newton’s 4th law

According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

Lovely & Horrible days in my life

Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,

Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”

Cricket is getting excited

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?

Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?
Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro. Kyon k
Shadi Shada Larki bhi Phans sakti hai.

Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan

Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan, do you have any boy friend before marriage?
Dulhan become silent
Dulha: main is khamoshi ko kia samjhoon?
Dulhan: kameeney ruk jaa ginney to de

Girl: Darling! Is it Proposal or Weather Report?

Boy: You Are Sunshine of My Life.
Without You Life Is Cloudy.
You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land.
Girl: Darling! Is it Proposal or Weather Report?

Kal mere khawab m ek larki ayi thi

Husband:
Kal mere khawab m ek larki ayi thi.
Wah kia larki thi,
Wife:
Akeli ayi hogi?
Husband:
Tum ko kese pata?
Wife:
Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha?

Student: Bacha kese peda hota he

Student: Bacha kese peda hota he
Mis :Asman se Pari ati he or maa k takiye k neche Phol rak kr chli jati he
2nd stdnt Mis kya wo thoka thaki wala kam khatm hogya..

5% Sharam

Suhag Raat Ki Rat Ko Apni Wife Se Sex Karne Ke Bad Pati Ne Apni Patni Se Puchha
Ki Tune Kya Mehsoos Kiya
Toh Patni Boli 5% Sharam, 5% Dard Or 90% Purane Din Yaad Aa Gaye

Wo akhri shab december ki

Wo akhri shab december ki,
Darwazy ki chokhat pay
Muntazir tumhari thi,
Nigah me uska chehra tha,
Subah say sham thera tha,
Magar sham dhaltay hi
Mere aanso nikal aaye,
Bohut Na umeed ho kar
Main darwazay say palat aai,
K itnay me awaz aayii, Ulfatoun ki raahon me,
Apni Mohabbat k,
Muntazir nahi hotay, Mohabbat khud hi aati hai, Mohabbat khud hi jati hai, Main jhapti foran chokhat par,
Magr Wo Wehm Mera tha,
Baras pichlay December me,Tu mujhsay milnay aya tha,
Na pocho mujsay gyara(11) mah
kesay maine bitaaye hain,
Hr ik lamha ye socha tha,
Decembr kab tu aayega,
Mujhe milnay Wo aayega... |'!'|

Can we do romance in the midnight today?

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

Apki Girlfrnd

Arz he,
Samandar Me Gehraai
Ki Tarah

Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah

Khuda Kare Apki Girlfrnd Apko Rakhe


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Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah!!

I am so grateful to have found you

My sweet beautiful angel.
Sent to me from above.
I am so grateful to have found you,
and I give you all my love..

The difference between men

The difference between men who succeed or fail is their ability to handle pressure.

She is already impressed by you

When someone trying to impress u,
It mean He/She is already impressed by you.

In the New Year

In the New Year, we wish you the best year you’ve ever had,
and that each New Year will be better than the last.
(Happy New Year)

A man’s worth is no greater

A man’s worth is no greater than the worth of his ambitions.

Each tender heart holds so much

Christmas brings such a time of love
Each tender heart holds so much of

Unselfishness thrives, trust is strong
The purpose to give, send love along

Always chase your dreams

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears.

dont think He is punishing u

When GOD takes away
something 4rom ur hand,
dont think He is punishing u
he is merely emptying ur hand,
for YOU 2 receive something better.
Have Faith on GOD!

Monday, December 14, 2009

ek Toti hui Qabr me chup gya

Ek chor Police sy chupty huey ek Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya

Wahi Qareb sy sardar Sahib guzry to unho ny soch k shayad Log Mayyat per Matti dalna bhol gaye

sardar Sahib ny fata fat Matti dalna shuro kia to chor bola
Bachao Bachao

sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is par to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya

God bless you through out

New Year Begins,
Let us pray that it will be a year with New Peace, New Happiness and abundance of new friends,

God bless you through out the New Year.

Happy New Year.

Test ur IQ

Test ur IQ
If
9 + 3 = 722
5 + 7 = 536
8 + 6 = 845
4 + 4 = 613
Then
7 + 2 = ?

This is a Real test.
Answer if u r a Genius.


Solution time: 3seconds.

Answer: Not Found Yet.

Please Ye Nuktay

Yaar Aik Kaam Tha Tum Se!

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Please Ye Nuktay to Gin k Bata Do. :-)

Have a Victorious year

I wish you a
Fantastic January,
Love-able February,
Marvelous March,
Foolish April,
Enjoyable May,
Successful June,
Wonderful July,
Independent August,
Sweet September,
Tastiest October,
Beautiful November,
Happiest December.

Have a Victorious year,

I'm the First person to wish you a happy 12 months of 2010.

900: Romantic Mind

Select 1 number You like. I'll tell which type of mind u got according to psychology. Its true Research But reply must.
REALITY

020, 120, 244, 264, 557, 302, 309, 900

Answer:
020: Irritating Mind
302: Cute Mind
244: Soft Mind
264: Fast Mind
557: Loving Mind
120: Duffer Mind
309: Lazy Mind
900: Romantic Mind

Is that love I see in your eyes

Is that love I see in your eyes,

or merely a reflection of mine?

I hide my tears when I say your name,

but the pain in my heart is still the same.

Though I smile and seem carefree,

there’s no one who miss you more than me!!

Once, Boss, Officer & Cler

Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting.
They saw a Jin.
Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time
But u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each.

Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Officer said: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Jin said to Boss: what is ur wish?
He said: “I want these two idiots back at office after lunch.”
Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK 1st

Is someone has feelings for me?

Excuse Me

Is someone care about me?

Is someone has feelings for me?

I am the only person who misses everyone.

Who will miss me?

Please Miss me.

Jo Log Humain Yaad Nahi

( ' :') ('; ' )
,/) )\, ,/) )\,
¿, ,¿, ,¿, ,¿



Chal Jaldi Chal Yaar.


Jo Log Humain Yaad Nahi Kartey Hain Unko.

I Miss You

Bol Kar Aayein.

Main Bus Palkain Milata Hon To Aankhen

Kabhi Kabhi Itni Shiddat Se Uski Yaad Aati Hai.




Main Bus Palkain Milata Hon To Aankhen Bheeg Jati Hain.

Sweetest part in life

Sweetest part in life is 2 carry all d memories in life.
But.
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.
Toughest part is 2 say good bye
to the person who is behind those memories!!!,

Yaad Kuch Log Sar-e-Shaam

Din To Shehar Ki Raunaq Main Guzar Jata hai.

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Yaad Kuch Log Sar-e-Shaam Bohat Aatay Hain.

Hairan Hoon K Is Mai Samaya Nahi

Suna Tha Dil Samander Se Bhi Gehra Hota Hai


"FARAZ"


Hairan Hoon K Is Mai Samaya Nahi Us K Siwa Koi.

Mushkil hi nahi na Mumkin Bhi hai

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_/.DON.\____
'-0-------'-0'



Don ki Car se Petrol nikalna Mushkil hi nahi na Mumkin Bhi hai.

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Q?

.

Q k

Don Ki Car CNG Pe Hai. :-)

Wife: Khirki Pe Parda Lagwa Do

Old Wife: Khirki Pe Parda Lagwa Do.

Naya Parrosi Mujhe Dekhne Ki Koshish Karta Hai.


Husband:
Ek Baar Dekh Lene Do.

Phir Woh Khud He Parday Lagwa Le ga. :-)

Biology Teacher: Agar Larki Ko

Biology Teacher:
Agar Larki Ko Asthma Attack Ho To.
Usko Dair Tak Honto se Saans Do.

Wo Thek Ho Jayegi


Studnt: Wo To Theek Hai,

Lekin Aisa Kia Karen k Asthma Attack ho Jaye. :-)

Hai Na Girls???

Practice Makes Man Perfect.

Then What About Woman?

?

Any Guess?

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.

She is BORN Perfect!

Hai Na Girls??? :-)

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Life is strange

Life is strange .. ..
SHOES we wear are sold in AC showrooms,
VEGETABLES we eat r sold on DIRTY footpaths,
And a PIZZA reaches faster than an AMBULANCE . . .

Apna No Change Kar Liya Ho

Kisi Unknown Number se Miss Call Ya Call Aaye to...

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.
.

Receive Kar Lena,

Ho Sakta Hai,

Tumharay Kisi Jannay Waly Ne Apna No Change Kar Liya Ho. :-)

Its very interesting, Ready?

Lets play a GAME,

Its very interesting,

Ready?

3

2

1


START,


Kya START?

Bhootni k Kuch Kaam Kar Le.

Har Waqt Mobile Mai Ghusa Rehta Hai...

Friday 18 DEC 2009 Baad Az Azan-e-Maghrib

Assalam-o-Alaikum!

Friday 18 DEC 2009

Baad Az Azan-e-Maghrib

HAPPY ISLAMIC
NEW YEAR
*1431 HIJRI*

I'm SURE
Aapko Sabse Pehly

Meney Islami Year Wish Kya hay.

Aap Kyon Tension Le Rahy Ho

Billi ne Choohey K Ghar Se Aaya Howa Rishta Thukra Diya.

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Wajah?

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Aap Kyon Tension Le Rahy Ho.

Ye Un k Ghar ka Masla Hai. :-)

Kuch tumko Such se Nafrat thi

Kuch Khud Bhi Thay Afsurda se
Kuch Tum bhi Hamse Rooth gaye

Kuch Khud Bhi Zakham k Aadi thay
kuch Sheeshay hath se Choot gaye

Kuch khud Bhi thay Hassas bohat
Kuch Apnay Muqadar Roth gaye

Kuch tumko Such se Nafrat thi
Kuch Hamse Bolay na Jhoot gaye

Kuch logon ne Uksaya Tumhen
Kuch Apnay Muqadar Phoot gay

Kuch khud itnay Muhtaat na thay
Kuch Log bhi Hum ko Loot gaye

Kuch Talkh Haqaaiq thay itnay
K khwab hi Saray Toot gaye.

After the Announcement the final result of class

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)

Main Bhi Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha

Plumber: Pipe Naya Laga Diya Hai Aur 1000 Rupay Bill Hogaya Hai.


Man: Aray Itna To Main Engineer Ho K Bhi Nahi Kamata.

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Plumber: Sahi Keh Rahy Ho. Main Bhi Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha. :-)

Aap Se "Le" B Sakta he

Gurbat ki waja se
Kisi Ko faqeer mat
Samjo Q K Uska "RAB" B Wohi HE
Jo Aap Ka he
Wo "Ye" Sb Use Ata
kr sakta he
OR Aap Se "Le" B Sakta he

i konw u can raed wtihotu erorr

Unredtsanding btewene ecah ohter
is rael fierndsihp eevn
we have so mnay msitkase lkie htis msseaeg,
btu i konw u can raed wtihotu erorr.
That’s friendship.:)

Friday, December 11, 2009

One Car Rs 4

One Car Rs 4
One Bike 50 Paisa
One Cycle 25 Paisa

Purchase 20 Vehicals in 20rs,
It is necessary to purchase every thing at-least one.

Time never build any relation

Distance never separates any relation
&
Time never build any relation.
If Feelings are True From Heart,
Then ‘Friends are always “Friends” forever.

Aapka Pyar ap se kitna % Pyar krta hai?

Koi 1 no Select Kro.
12,
23,
34,
45,
56,
65,

Dekhte Hain Aapka Pyar ap se kitna % Pyar krta hai?
Reply must.

Answers:
12=99% wow nice
23=44% so sweet
34= 00% So Sad
45= 101% Kya baat hai janab ki. Tumhara luck to acha nikla
56= 75% Hmm nice
65= Kisi or k Sath Set hai

May ALMIGHTY ALLAH continue

As the Year 2009 Draws To An End,
I Want To Thank The Special People,

Who Touched My Life With Their Concern & Made My Life More Meaningful,
You are One of them,

THANK YOU For Your Contribution To My Life.

May ALMIGHTY ALLAH continue To give U abundant Blessing & Happiness In The coming Year 2010!
Ameen.

Dunyia mein 2 Tarah k Log hain

Dunyia mein 2 Tarah k Log hain 1 Haseen aur dosry Zaheen.


Haseen
Woh jis ka Msg Aap Parh Rahy hain.


Aur


Zaheen
Woh Jisne Ye Msg Aapko send kia hai.

The Old Year Has Gone

The Old Year Has Gone,

Let The Dead Past Bury Its Own Dead,

The New Year Has Taken Possession Of The Clock Of Time.

All Hail, The Duties And Possibilities Of
the Coming 12 Months.

Happy New Year.

3.99 Rupay Main 500 SMS

Be-Rozgar Nojawano K Liye Ek Kaam Reh Gaya hai.

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Socho Kon Sa?

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Aur Socho

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3.99 Rupay Main 500 SMS. :-)

Keh dety haIN BateIN DIl kI

TuM tou MeRe ApNy ho PhIr ye TaKalluf Kesa ,

' Faraz '

LoG tou GhaIroN se bhI Keh dety haIN BateIN DIl kI.

Meri Aankhain Khareedo Gay…??

Suno…!!!

Meri Aankhain
Khareedo Gay…??

(-_-)

Mujhay Ik
Khawab Ka
Taawaan Bharna Hai…

hans k kaha khawab main aa jana

Milne ka waada unke mon se to nikal hi gaya

MOHSIN ,,

Hum ne poochi jaga to hans k kaha khawab main aa jana

Dil b khamosh ho gya Faisal

Khwab ka aitbaar kr loo'n kya?
Ankh per inhisaar kr loo'n kya?

Maine kuch b nahin kaha tujh sy.
Aur bhi ikhtisar kr loo'n kya?

Teer aa kr mere qareeb gira.
Kya kro'n, aar paar kr loo'n kya?

Tu mohbt nahin,Aqeeda hy.
Main tujhey ikhtiyar kr loo'n kya.

Aik manzar bnanay wala hun.
Is mein shamil bahaar kr loo'n kya?

Zindgi to guzaar skta hun!
Zindgi ko guzaar kr,,, loo'n kya?

Dil b khamosh ho gya Faisal.
Raftagaa'n mein shumaar kr loo'n kya?

A L w i d a keh ke cHaLi GaYi

A L w i d a
keh ke cHaLi GaYi Un RaHoN sE. . . .

Aj Main Apni ANkhOn Ke Anso'on se uske QadMo ke Neshan ko mita raha hoN..

Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is par

Ek chor Police sy chupty huey ek Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya

Wahi Qareb sy sardar Sahib guzry to unho ny soch k shayad Log Mayyat per Matti dalna bhol gaye

sardar Sahib ny fata fat Matti dalna shuro kia to chor bola
Bachao Bachao

sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is par to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya

Aik jaga Se bohat Pyare Lagtay hain

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


Malooum hai kahan Se ?




DOOR SE

bilkul reema lagti hy

Jb wo make up karti hy
to bilkul reema lagti hy
wah wah

jb wo make up karti ha to bilkul reema lagti hy

Or jb wo make up nhi karti to shafqat cheema lagti hy

Usne Mere hath ki lakeerain dekhin

Usne Mere hath ki lakeerain dekhin



or pir Hans kar kaha !!!



Tujhe Zindagi me Sab kuch milega,

Sivaay
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Cheeni Ke

Marriage is like a public toilet

Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

Nahi Ho Sakti Hai "Katrina" Meri,

Janta hon Faraz Nahi Ho Sakti Hai "Katrina" Meri,
Magar Phir Bhi Aati Hai Lab Pe Ban Ke "Tamanna" Meri!

GIRLFRIEND NAHIN BANATE

DIL KA ASHIYAN HUM NAHI SAJATE,
BAGO ME PHOOL HUM NAHIN KHILATE,
HUMARI 1 PASAND SE TOOT JAYENGE 1000 DIL,
IS LIYE HUM GIRLFRIEND NAHIN BANATE....

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Every cold night

Every cold night,
when I Go to my bed…
Think……..
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Kaaaaaaaaash main bhi shadi shuda hota …..!
GooD NighT

Girl and Boy Fact

Girl and Boy Fact:
A girl takes too much time to Love
and few seconds to hate.
A boy takes take few seconds to love
and too much time to hate.

Once obtained Difficult to maintain

A good friend
Not easy to obtain.
Once obtained
Difficult to maintain.
Once lost
Impossible to regain.
Moral:- Menu sambaal ke rakho khushbakhto..!:-)

Among politicians the esteem

Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable;
the principles of it are troublesome.

Pathan ko khawb me kisi ne NANGA kar dia

Pathan ko khawb me kisi ne NANGA kar dia
Subha Pathan ne apna HBL me Bank Account close karwa diya
Q?
Q k HBL aap k khwabon ko hqiqat me bdal skta hai…

Politics is the art of

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

(Nawaz & Shahbaz) Pajee hun wapis Saudi Arab challiye…

(’ :’) (’; ‘)
,/) ), ,/) ),
¿, ,¿, ,¿, ,¿
(Nawaz & Shahbaz)

Pajee hun wapis
Saudi Arab challiye…

Aishwaria OR Katrina court me case lar rahin thi

Aishwaria OR Katrina court me case lar rahin thi,
K zyada make up kon krti hai?
Dono hi case har gai OR 1 dosre se pochne lgi
Yar ye sheri Rehman kon hai..

Seeta pe hath rakha to

Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p

high expectations of a girl

Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.

Movies of college life

Movies of college life:
Classes = Kabhi Kabhi
Attendance = Hera Pheri
Class Room = No Entry
Teacher = Khiladi 420
Vacation = Masti
Exam = Evil Dead
Examiner = Don
Friends During Paper = Hum Aap k Hain Koun
Viva = Encounter
Course = Godzilla
Exam Time = Qyamat Se Qyamat Tak
Cheating = Lagay Raho Munna Bhai
Question Paper = Ek Paheli
Answer Paper = Kora Kaghaz

The girl of our neighbors

Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.

Mix Funny Poetry of Faraz

Mix Funny Poetry of Faraz
1. Kisi ka Jootha Peeny sy shifa milti hy Faraz,
Kameena yeh bolty bolty meri sari pepsi pee gaya..!
2. Main apny ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta ho faraz,
Aik tery aany se phly, aik tery jany k baad..!
3. Us ne mri zindagi kaanto se bhar di Faraz,
Wo jo khti thi “Mahi aave ga main Phullan Nal dharti sjawangi

Golden Words For Humanity

Golden Words For Humanity
1. Jo shakhs ALLAH se darta he wo kabhi badla nahi leta.
2. Hasad karne wala maut se pehle mar jata he.
3. Kisi par aitamad na karo, jab tk usay ghussay me na dekh lo.
4. Maut ko yaad rakhna nafs ki tamaam beemariyon ki shifa he.
5. Khushi insaan ko itna nahi sikhati jitna Ghum.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Some join Pakistan army, others get married

There are many brave men
who are adventurous and
are never afraid to fight.
Some join Pakistan army,
others get married … ;-

Je sajan mill dey yaadan nal

Je sajan mill dey yaadan nal….
Te o sadde ton kaddi dur na hundey.
Je maut ton baad payar muk janada…..
Te sache ashiq taj mehal na bnaundey

A girl comes late to class

A girl comes late to class.
Professor: Why are you late?
Girl: Sir a boy was following me.
Professor: So how did you got late?
Girl: Sir the boy was moving very slow.

She offered him Honour

She offered him Honour.
He honoured her offer.
Then the whole night,
in honour of her offer.
He was “on her” and “off her”.

tumhari qismat me fail hona

Bap bete se: beta koi bat nai
tumhari qismat me fail hona likha tha.
Beta: ye tou acha hua dady
me ne pura sal nai parha
warna saari mehnat zaya ho jaati.

Arguing with girls, wife

Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like
wrestling with a Pig in mud.
After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty
& the pig is enjoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheap attitude of girls

Cheap attitude of girls.
When a boy sends dirty sms.
She laughs for 10 minutes.
Forward that sms to her friends.
Then replies the boy
“I don’t like these kind of sms ok”

A wife hit her husband with a frying pan

A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.
Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is [...]

Treat your girlfriend

Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
&
Changed it every 3 months.

I Just Wanted To KISS

Height Of Bad Luck. . .
I Just Wanted To KISS
a CHARMING,
INTELLIGENT
&
MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON On This Earth
But
My Lips
Can’t Touch My Cheeks

1 bhegi larki Bhege kapre

Brsat ki rat
1 bhegi larki
Bhege kapre
Bhegi zulfain
Bhegay hont
Us se nazren mili,
Dekh kar es dharkate dil ne kaha
iNU kal bukhar howay e howay.

Who is this “Bush”

IBLEES went to Court to Prove that he is the Most Cruel & wicked person on Earth.
But he Failed.
He Came out Angrily & Asked,
Who is this “Bush”

Ab kya Neeche

“Good Morning”
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Ab kya Neeche nashta dhoond rahe ho?
Aik bar keh to diya he.
“Good Morning”

Jo woman K aage aor Cow mein peche hoti hai?

Woman & Cow mei Aisi kon C cheez hai,
Jo woman K aage aor Cow mein peche hoti hai?
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Its”W”
W-woman
Cow-W
Har waqt ghalat na socha kro stupid

Our Daughter ¡s ¡n Love with Someone

Wife:”I Th¡nk Our Daughter ¡s ¡n Love with Someone”
Husband: “How Do U Know?”
W¡fe: “B”coz She ¡s Not Ask¡ng For Pocket Money”

So avoid girls & fwd

Do u know what is GIRL?
G-Ghost
I-In
R-Real
L-Life
So avoid girls & fwd their nos to me.Dont worry about me.I’m a professional
“GHOST RIDER”

misscall kare to receive ho jaye

DUA! Jo mujhe bhool jaye
uska mobile toot jaye
charger jal jaye
uski sim block ho jaye
misscall kare to receive ho jaye
card load kare to balance hi na aye.
AMEEN!

Lazy Boy To Father

Lazy Boy To Father: papa ek glass paani de do,
Father: khud uth k pe lo,
Boy: please de do na……!
Father: ab manga to thappar maron ga
Boy: thappar marne aao to pani letay aana

Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

yeh afwahain kon phaila raha ha

Tum
Achey
Imandaar
Sundur
Samajhdar
Khobsurat
Dimagh walay
Ho….
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pata karo yeh afwahain
kon phaila raha ha:p

Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai

Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai
Maa se ho to Ibadat
Baap se ho to Muqaddas
Bhai se ho to Aqeedat
Behn se ho to Farz
Aur BV se ho to.
Chunnu, Munnu, Guddu, Pappu

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Raat ko karo gey

Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey…..
Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey…
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey…
EK SMS YAAR!!!!!

Q: Wat did d CPU say to

Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices?
A: You fill up my senses…

Have A nice Din

G(’.')(’.')D”
”M(’.')RNING”

Have A nice Din
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*~” Missing you “~*

uthaye haath tou yaad aik hi dua ayi,

nikal k dil say teray wastay sada ayi,,,
uthaye haath tou yaad aik hi dua ayi,,,
k teru umar ko duniya ki umar lag jaye,,
waqt saal ginay aur gin gin k thak haye .

The most important thing you fixed

The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure
When you fixed your eyes on me That day I’ll always treasure
I love you** Happy Anniversary

FOOLS ARE NOT MADE

Special people like you
will have special message like this.
“FOOLS ARE NOT MADE THEY ARE READYMADE”

Today is “Ada pe Fida” day.

Hi,
Today is “Ada pe Fida” day.
So tell me my one ada jispe aap ho fida.
Send Dis msg to all ur friends and
check out different opinions about u.

interesting confusions:

interesting confusions:
1. Can you cry under water.?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty.?
3. Why dont birds fall out of trees, when they sleep.?
4. What do you call a male lady bird.?
5. Why is it called building, when it is already built.?
6. When they say dog food is new n improved in taste. Who tastes it.?

Complete this Sentence:

Complete this Sentence:
“I always wanted to tell U that ………….”
Text Me back with the Answer
&
Forward to see what Others Text U
Rply is Must.

They Take 9 Months 4 One DELIVERY

In This World,
We Have Only POSTMEN !
But, No POSTWOMEN !
Why??
Think !
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B’coz, They Take 9 Months 4 One DELIVERY

girlz apko dekh k kiya kehte honge

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Choose any 1 no then i will tell U k boyz/girlz apko dekh k kiya kehte honge… reply quikly

In Numbers Ko Is Trha Arrange Kren

Kya Ap Panchvi Pass Se Tez Hain?
_2_|_6_|_4_
_1_|_5_|_7_
_3_|_8_|_9_
In Numbers Ko Is Trha Arrange Kren K Js Traf Se B Add Kren To 15 Answer Aae..!

13*13*13)=?

13*13*13)=?
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think
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think deeply?
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not getting.
answer is “suroor”
tera(13)* tera(13)* tera(13)=suroor.

WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR

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WI
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WIS
YOU
HAP
WISH
YOU A
HAPPY
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*NEW YEAR*

but this year I specially wish

Years come and go,
but this year I specially wish
for you double dose of health and happiness
topped with loads of good fortune.
Have a great year ahead!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

my warm wishes are for u.

New is the year,
new are the hopes and the aspirations,
new is the resolution,
new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

Calendar of Love

Calendar of Love
January = Rose
February = Propose
March = Gift
April = Lift
May = Chatting
June = Dating
July = Miss
August = Kiss
September = Marriage
October = Broke up
November = Rest
December = Next
Have a nice year ahead.