Sunday, November 29, 2009

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p

Girl: If you get a chance

Girl: If you get a chance,

will you marry me.?

Boy: If I get chance,

why would I marry.

Sardar breaks an egg to make

Sardar breaks an egg to make an omelet.

he finds the egg empty.

Gets frustrated and say’s,

“kya ghor kalyug hai,

aaj kal murgiya bhi ABORTION karwane lagi hai”

There are 200,000,000 insects for every

There are 200,000,000 insects for every one human

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.

She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.

Sardar ne apni girllfriend ko

Sardar ne apni girllfriend ko dheere se bola...

"I LOVE U"

Girlfrnd : Zor se bolo?

Sardar : JAI MATA DI

Sardar Bought 2 Corner Tickets

Boss Asked SARDAR To Buy 2 CORNER Tickets.

For A Movie To Watch With His Girlfriend.

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Sardar Bought 2 Corner Tickets:

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A1...........................A30
:-)

Teacher to Sardar: Batao India ka Jhanda

Teacher to Sardar:

Batao India ka Jhanda Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya?


Sardar (Bohat Dair Sochny k Baad):


Hawa Main. :-)

Shaadi mein Khana Khula

Shaadi mein Khana Khula:

Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili.

Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga.

Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?

Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga.

Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga. :-)

Teacher: Give english translation of

Teacher: Give english translation of,
“Saddar bazar main golian chal rahi hain”..
Sardar: The Tablets are walking in the President Market..!

Jab Word Bana Hai to Kuch to Matlab Hoga

1st Sardar: "Nothing" ka Kya Matlab hai?

2nd Sardar: "Kuch Nahin."



1st Sardar: Aisa Nahin Ho Sakta,


Jab Word Bana Hai to Kuch to Matlab Hoga. :-)

Mera Husband Ek Hafte Pehle

Sardar Ki Wife Inspecter Se!

Mera Husband Ek Hafte Pehle

Aaloo Lene Gaya Tha

Abhi Tak Wapis Nahi Aaye

Inspector Bhi Sardar Tha

Bola To Behan Kuch Or Paka Lo.

Sharks can live up to

Sharks can live up to 100 years

Kangaroos can't walk

Kangaroos can't walk backwards

About 75 acres of pizza

About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. everyday

Former president Bill Clinton

Former president Bill Clinton only sent 2 emails in his entire 8 year presidency

Former president Bill Clinton

Former president Bill Clinton only sent 2 emails in his entire 8 year presidency

Our Life Begins with our CRY

Our Life Begins with our CRY.

And Ends with Another Cry.

Try to utilize this gap and laugh as much as possible Between these Cries...

Keep Smiling!

When you smile it like a sunrise to me

When you smile it like a sunrise to me.

and I want a daily sunrise in my life.

so…

so….

so…..

so……

so keep S*M*I*L*I*N*G

A smile not from the lips

Of all the smiles you received today,

there is a smile you didn’t receive.

A smile not from the lips

but from the heart,

a smile that came from me to you.

Always be Happy, always wear a smile

Always be Happy, always wear a smile;

Not because life is full of reasons to smile

but because your smile itself is a reason

for many others to smile.

one true friend enough to make life happy

one candle enough to cut darkness.

one true friend enough to make life happy.

one good guide enough for success.

one SMS from you enough to make me smile.

Your smile is a biggest asset to me

Your smile is a biggest asset to me,

and I want my asset to increase every day,

So keep smiling and

keep increasing my asset every day.

A gun can kill someone

A gun can kill someone.

Fire can burn someone.

Wind can chill.

Anger can rage till it tears you apart.

But the power of your smile can heal a frozen heart.

Smile is Complete, When it Begins With Your Lips

Smile is Complete, When it
Begins With Your Lips,

Reflect in Your Eyes,

And

End with a Glow on Your Face.

Wish you Many such Smiling Moments in Your Life. :-)

HAVE A DAY FULL OF SMILES

No one is born happy.

But all of us are born

with the ability to create happiness.

So today, make others happy.

Flash your sweetest smile.

HAVE A DAY FULL OF SMILES

Smiling is infectious

Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu.
when someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.

Don not go for wealth

Don not go for looks,

they can deceive.

Don not go for wealth,

even that fades away.

Go for someone who makes you smile

becoz only a smile makes a dark day seem bright.

Manage 2 Smile On Ur Idiotic JOKE

"FrEnD" Is 1 Who Tolerates Ur Worst MOOD
Manage 2 Smile On Ur Idiotic JOKE
Tries 2 Undrstnd Ur Kraziest DREAM
& Knws d Bigst Reazon Behind Ur Smalest Tear =)

Stay Tuned n Be Happy Always

Happiness Is Lyk A Radio Station
Broadcasting All d Tym
U Just Have 2 Learn How 2 Tune In & Receive It Properly

Stay Tuned n Be Happy Always

Friday, November 27, 2009

She Said She Should Sit

She Said She Should Sit

She Said She Should Sit

She Said She Should Sit


READ IT FAST

For Ice-Cream

I Scream, You Scream We All Scream For Ice-Cream



Read It Fast.

funny conversation of doctor n patient

Doctor: tabiyat kaisi ha ab

Mariz: pehle se zayada kharab ha

Doctor: dawai khali thi

Mariz: nahi dawa ki bottle to bhari hui thi

Doctor: I mean dawai lay li thi

Mariz: gee aap ne di thi to mein ne lay li thi

Doctor: bewakuf dawai pee li thi

Mariz: nahi jee dawai to laal thi

Doctor: abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha

Mariz: nahi sahab piliya to mujhe tha

Doctor: saale dawa ko mun se laga k pet mein dala tha.

Mariz: nahi

Doctor: kyun

Mariz: aap ne hi to kaha tha k bottle ko dhakan laga k rakhna

mein thek to ho jaunga doctor …?

Read It Fast

The Big Black Bug Bite The Big Black Bear.


Read It Fast.

Nice Tongue Twister.

kisi k dihan main tum kho gaey kya

Gazal sun ker pareyshan ho gaey kya
kisi k dihan main tum kho gaey kya

ya bay-ganaravi pahlay nahi thee
kaho tum bhi kisi k ho gaey kya

abhi kuch dair pahlay tak yahi thay
zamana ho gaya tum ko gaey kya

kisi taza rafaqat ki lalak hai
puranay zakham achay ho gaey kya

palat ker charahger kun aa gaey hain
shab-e-furqat k maray soo gaey kya

Faraz itna na itra hoslay per
isay bhoolay zamanay ho gaey kya

Girl: Agar Achi Bachi na Bani to?

Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?

Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.

Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?

Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge. :-)

Pathan: Al-Quaida

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:

1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.


Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.

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Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)

Bakra Eid Mubarak

Bakra Eid Mubarak

May ur plate of life be always full of juicy kebabs
& tikkas, topped with the chutney of happiness.

With best wishes:-):-):-)

Mubarak Ho Aapko EID Ki Khushiyan

Woh Janwaron Ki Khushbu,
Woh Gobar Ki Badbu,

Woh Sardi Main Mandi Jana,
Aur Janwaron K Sath Latak Kar Wapas Aana,

Woh Pinduon K Nakhray,
Aur Hamara Satana,

DIL Pasand K Bachhray,
Lasani Ki Bachhriyan,

Mubarak Ho Aapko EID Ki Khushiyan,
In Advance. :-)

MUHARAM-UL-HARRAM & EID-UL-AZHA K DARMIYAN FARQ

MUHARAM-UL-HARRAM & EID-UL-AZHA K DARMIYAN FARQ

1. Saal ka akhri mahina bhi qurbani, pehla bhi qurbani.

2. Wo bhi 10 ko ye bhi 10 ko.

3. Wo b NABI ka LAAL, ye b NABI ka LAAL.

4. Unki yaad b manate hain, inki yaad bhi manate hain.

5. Yeh ZABH-E-AZEEM, woh SHAHEED-E-AZEEM.

6. Inhon ne KHAWAB nibhaya, unhon ne WADA-E-NANA nibhaya.

7. Wo SABR ki IBTIDA, ye SABR ki INTIHA.

8. Yeh Kabey ko banane wale, wo Kabey ko Bachane waley.

"SUBHAN ALLAH"

Traditional Words About Eid

Everyone Sent You
Traditional Words About Eid.

But I'm The Fist One To Send You.


"MEAT MUBARAK"

And

Keep On Eating Different Meat Dishes On This Season. :-)

Ye Lo Advance Eid Card

Ye Lo Advance
Eid Card For You

*|"""""""""""""|*
*| .+""+.+""+. |*
*| + EID + |*
*| "+. .+" |*
*| + |*
*| MUBARAK |*
*|"""""""""""""|*



Kyon K Eid Pe SMS Packages Kaam Nahi Karengy. :-)

Advance Bakra Eid Mubarak

Chhuri ko Kar Tu Taiz itna,
K Har Takbeer Se Pehlay.


Bakra Churi Se Khud Puchay
Bata meri Khata kya hai. :-)

Advance Bakra Eid Mubarak.

Apni Mashoq day Bchyan da Mam

Vari varsi khatan gya tay

khat k lyanda Pjama,

Jera aae msg parh k pangra na pavay O

Apni Mashoq day Bchyan da Mama,,
ha ha ha

Josh nal pao pangraaa...

Thursday, November 26, 2009

this wonderful person

Close your eyes let me pray for you.

GOD please protect and bless

this wonderful person

who is not closing his eyes

while I pray and smiling before

I even say AMEEN…..AMEEN.

Smile is complete when it begins with your lips

Smile is complete when it begins with your lips,
Reflects in your eyes,
&
Ends with a Glow on your face..
Wish you a lot of Smiling Moments in your Life…:-)

When tears flow in your eyes

When things go wrong.

When sadness fills your heart.

When tears flow in your eyes.

always remember 3 things

1—GOD

2—UR PARENTS

3—MY SINCERE PRAY

If you suddenly smile & feel

If you suddenly smile & feel

good & you are not quite sure why.

It might have something to do with

the little prayer I just sent your way!!

In the rhythm of Life

In the rhythm of Life,we sometime find ourselves out of tune,But as long as there are friends & family to provide the melody,The music plays on.
BEST WISHES FOR A
(HAPPY THANKSGIVING)

I am thankful this year

I am thankful this year
As you are in my life
I will not shed a tear
Nor feel the usual strife..

Thanks giving is nothing

Thanks giving is nothing if not a glad and
Reverent lifting of the heart to God
In honor and praise for His goodness
Happy Thanksgiving!

For each new morning

For each new morning with its light
For rest & shelter of the night
For health & food, for love & friends
For everything Thy goodness sends.

Magar farq sirf itna hai

1. Sabi insan hain

Magar farq sirf itna hai,

Koi zakham deta hai,

Koi zakham bharta hai.

2. Dost bohat hain,

Magar farq sirf itna hai,

Koi sath deta hai,

Koi chor deta hai.

3. Pyar sary krty hain,

Magar farq sirf itna hai,

Koi jan deta hai,

Koi jan leta hai!!

If the only prayer you ever

If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is ‘thank you’, that would suffice…

Contradictory Proverbs

Contradictory Proverbs:

1. All good things come to those who wait.
…But…
Time & tide wait for none.
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2. The pen is mightier than the sword.
…But…
Action speak louder than words.
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3. Many hands make the work lighter.
…But…
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
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4. Doubt is the beginning of wisdom.
…But…
Faith moves mountains.
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So… Which one to follow? :->

Two things can never be defined in whole lif

Two things can never be defined in whole life,

<1> LOVE: Because you never know who LOVES you how much.

<2> FRIEND: Because you never know how deeply they care about YOU.

Girl: If you get a chance

Girl: If you get a chance,

will you marry me.?

Boy: If I get chance,

why would I marry.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

People are made 2 be Loved

People are made 2 be Loved and Things r made 2 b Used.
The confusion is in the World becoz
People are being Used & Things r being Loved

You shall not walk alone

From this day forward,
You shall not walk alone,
My heart will be your shelter,
And my arms will be your home.

Ye Kya Hai EID?

Ye Kya Hai EID?

Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : Divide Expenses.

BusinessMan Ne Kah,

E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : Discount

Lawyer Ne Kaha.

E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy

lovers Ne Kaha.

E: Eik Or
I : I
D : DAte

I know its too early

HaPpY Eid MubariK

I know its too early…
but l have hundreds of boys and prety girls to wish…
So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties first!

teraa samnaa na ho

ayee hai Eid aaj bhi har saal ki tarhaa,
Par, aise ke, tarab ka koi silsilaa na ho,
Pichhle baras thaa khauf, tujhe kho na dooN kahin,
Ab ke baras duaa hai teraa samnaa na ho…

Na jaane kyuN mere rukHsaar

Na jaane kyuN mere rukHsaar mahak uTh-te haiN
jab kabhi kaan maiN woH chupke se kahe “eid ka chaaNd”

eid ke roz mujhe

kHud to aae nahi aur eid chali aayi ha
eid ke roz mujhe yuN na sataye koi

Eid Gift (NEW COW)

Eid Gift (NEW COW)

Model: 2010
Color: Red
Weight: 110Kg
(Full Automatic)


(___),,=_____
\','/" :.: )\
" ! !"""! ! *



Qualities:
~ Stereo System
~ Original Charger
~ 2GB Memory Card
~ Original Battery

(1 Year Warranty Till Next Eid)

Is Gift K Sath Meri Taraf Se Aapko Advance Main

Bakra Eid Mubarak. :-)

So keep loving animals

I love u. Mujy tumse pyar ho gaya
hai... ;->














Eid ul Azha se pehly har janwar se mohabbat karna har musalman pe farz hai.
So keep loving animals =P

Wafa ka sandes le kar

Wafa ka sandes le kar utry tumhaare aaNgan meiN
Gawaah rafaqtoN ka, muhabbatoN ka ban kar hilaal-e-eid

Oye Janwar

Oye Janwar

















Lay aye tum qurbani k liye...?

MUHARAM-UL-HARRAM & EID-UL-AZHA K DARMIYAN FARQ

MUHARAM-UL-HARRAM & EID-UL-AZHA K DARMIYAN FARQ

1. Saal ka akhri mahina bhi qurbani, pehla bhi qurbani.

2. Wo bhi 10 ko ye bhi 10 ko.

3. Wo b NABI ka LAAL, ye b NABI ka LAAL.

4. Unki yaad b manate hain, inki yaad bhi manate hain.

5. Yeh ZABH-E-AZEEM, woh SHAHEED-E-AZEEM.

6. Inhon ne KHAWAB nibhaya, unhon ne WADA-E-NANA nibhaya.

7. Wo SABR ki IBTIDA, ye SABR ki INTIHA.

8. Yeh Kabey ko banane wale, wo Kabey ko Bachane waley.

"SUBHAN ALLAH"

Monday, November 23, 2009

Some relations are like TOM and JERRY

Some relations are like TOM and JERRY.

They tease each other,

they knock down each other,

they irritate each other

but

they even can’t live without each other!

As Far As I Know

Santa:I've Pain In My Right Leg
Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age.
Santar:As Far As I Know,
Both My Legs R Of Same Age

Mujhe laat kis ne maari?

Santa ko bus me kisi ne peeche se laat mari.
Santa ne pucha: Mujhe laat kisne mari?
some1 said: Gadhe, tere baap ne!
Santa reached home n secretly kicked his son 4m behind.
His son asked: Papa, Mujhe laat kis ne maari?
Santa khushi se bola: Gadhe ne!!!

Santa was drying some fruits

Santa was drying some fruits in the sunlight and then eating them
Some1 asked what r u doing?
Sardar: I am weak. The doc has advised me to eat dry fruits!

yaar banta neend nahi aa rahi

santa 2 banta — yaar banta neend nahi aa rahi.
banta—-koi baat nahi. uska intzaar mat kar or so jaa.

Aapka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai

Sir: Aapka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

Santa: Haan,

Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..

Santa shouts angrily

A parrot shits on santa
Santa shouts angrily:
CHADDI nahi pehenta kiya"
parrot shouts back:
"Tu chaddi main karta hai kiya"

The world's largest Montessori school

The world's largest Montessori school is in India, with 26,312 students in 2002

It takes more calories to ea

It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery had in it to begin with.

Octopus have three

Octopus have three hearts

If you ate too many carrots

If you ate too many carrots, you'd turn orange

The average person spends two weeks

The average person spends two weeks waiting for a traffic light to change.

Sperm whales have the biggest

Sperm whales have the biggest brains; 20 lbs

The body has 2-3 million

The body has 2-3 million sweat glands

Most cats

Most cats are left pawed

Tiger shark embroyos fight

Tiger shark embroyos fight each other in their mother's womb. The survivor is born.

A Blue whale's tongue

A Blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant

Bamboo can grow up to

Bamboo can grow up to 3 ft in 24 hours

You use 14 muscles

You use 14 muscles to smile and 43 to frown. Keep Smiling!

the Leaning Tower of Pisa

250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa

An eyeball weighs

An eyeball weighs about 1 ounce

Bone is five times stronger

Bone is five times stronger than steel.

Quaid Azam ki life main 3 dates

Quaid Azam ki life main 3 dates sub se ahm hain 1,dat of birth 25 dec 2,date of death11 sep 3,Indepandance day 14 Aug sub se pahly 14 aug ati hay, 14 aug jis din ko ay to baqi ki 2 dates b usi din ko hi aen ge, u can see every year calendar, Ammazing.

That Life Has To Offer

What If You Give
Someone A Gift, And
They Neglected To
Thank You For It ..
Would You Be Likely To
Give Them Another ?
Life Is The Same Way,
In Order To Attract
More Of The Blessings
That Life Has To Offer ,
You Must Truly
Appreciate What You
Already Have ...

g 0.o D
m O r N i N g =]

Stay Blessed

It has happiness and blessing

Listen this sweet voice in morning.
Holly call is going on
It has happiness and blessing
of World and Heaven.
Just get up with a smile on your face.
and offer NAMAZ.
Good Morning.

We want 2 disturb some good person

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

Girl: kya kr rhy ho?

Girl: kya kr rhy ho?
Boy: Makhiyan mar rha hu
Girl: ktni mari?
Boy: 3male or 2female
Girl: Kse malom?
Boy: 3 shrab ki bottle se chipki hui thi or 2 fone se.

You can make free calls!

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

don’t have a boy/girl friend

If you don’t smoke, don’t drink,

don’t tell lie , dont cheat

don’t have a boy/girl friend don’t play card.

then visit our websit.

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WWW.LANAT TERI JAWANI tay.COM

I want to talk with you

dear friend,

I want to meet you,

I want to talk with you,

I want to spend time with you,

But this stupid gate keeper saying

“ZOO CLOSED”

Agar Koi Tumhain Kahay

Agar Koi Tumhain Kahay:

"Oye INSAN ka Bacha Ban"

To
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Ek Baar Koshish Zaroor kar lena. :-)

you have the 7th sense

All people have 5 senses

some might have 6.

You are a gifted person,

you have the 7th sense.

NONSENSE

When U see the Mirror and U

Diff b/w Ignorance and Patience

When U see the Mirror and U dont Laugh at urself that is Ignorance.

And

When I look at U and I also dont laugh thats called Patience.

Kitna Badal Gaya Tu Meri Jaan

Suraj na Badla
Chand na Badla
Na Badla Ye Aasman
Kitna Badal Gaya Insaan.

(\./)
/.".) "_____— ,,
\,,/"( ,_ ,_ ; )
—// //



Kitna Badal Gaya Tu Meri Jaan.

Put your mobile also into well

Think well,

Plan well,

Do well,

Sleep well,

Play well,

Laugh well and

Put your mobile also into well,

Bcoz you are not Messaging me Well

If I was dog and you were flower

If I was dog and you were flower

If I was dog and you were flower

I would raise my leg and give you a shower!

brightness and intelligence

As years go by

you may lose your

hair, teeth and eyes sight

but not the

Talent, Smartness, brightness and intelligence

bcoz you can lose only what you have.

Ghar me practice karna

Ghar me practice karna:
1. Ek angoor lo
2. Hath me pakro
3. Ab apne danto k beech me rakho
4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho
WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR

COCA COLA ke liye ASH

soft drink ambassadors

PEPSI ke liye Kareena,

THUMBSUP ke liye Akshay,

FANTA ke liye Rani,

COCACOLA ke liye ASH.

HARPIC ke liye you.

Ha!ha!ha!

a phone without wire is fashion

Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock..

When I want to hear your voice

When I miss you,

I read your SMS.

When I want to see you,

I close my eyes.

and

When I want to hear your voice,

I simply throw a stone over a crow!

Kaa’n. kaa’n

Sunday, November 22, 2009

You must feel HE is listening You as a Sincere Friend

Whenever You feel Urself in the sea of Tears, Worries, Tensions.

Just go & offer ur prayer then bow Urself before HIM!

Close Ur Eyes Now universe is much more bright, You'll feel better !

Tell HIM everything with Tears. Don't hide anything HE know The heart!

You must feel HE is listening You as a Sincere Friend.

He'll show U right way, He'll solve Your Problems!

Bcoz

HE is The most Merciful.
He is The most Beneficent.
HE is The only LORD.
HE is The great ALLAH.

Don’t think he is punishing you

When GOD takes away something from your hands.
Don’t think he is punishing you.
He is just leaving you empty handed to receive something better.

KHWAISHAT Ki Taraf Na Le Jao

Zindagi ko ZARURIAT
Mein Rakho
KHWAISHAT Ki Taraf Na
Le Jao
Zaruriyat Faqiro'n ki b
Puuri Hoti Hyn
Aur
Khwaishei'n Badshaho'n
Ki b Baqi Reh Jati Hyn
Hazrat Ali (R.A)

In happy moments, praise God

In happy moments, praise God.

In difficult moments, seek God.

In quite moments, worship God.

In painful moments, trust God.

In every moment, thanks God.

It is true God bless everyone in life

and fulfill everyone’s wishes

Sawal hua NAMAZ Kitni Zaruri Hy

Sawal hua NAMAZ Kitni
Zaruri Hy

HAZRAT ALI r.a Said
"Agr tum pani me duub
rahy ho or tumhe'n pata
ho k WAQT-e-NAMAZ hy
tou tum niyat ker lo
tmhari NAMAZ ho jayegi"

In kalimaat Ko NEKI Ki Niyat Se badal den

In kalimaat Ko
NEKI Ki Niyat
Se badal den.

1= HELLO/HI
Ko
Assalaam-O-Alaikum

2=THANKS
Ko
JizaakALLAH

3=By By/Take Care
Ko
Fee Amaan ILLAH

4=Wow/Great
Ko
MashaaALLAH

5=OK
Ko
InshaALLAH

6=I m Fine
ko
Al hamduLILLAH

7=Bohat Khoob / Zabardast
Ko
SUBHAN ALLAH.

The Only Element That Changes TAQDEER

The Journey of life ¡s traveled only once!

so,

Make TAUBA For Past,

SHUKAR
For Present

&

DUA For The Future

Bcz DUA ¡s The Only Element That Changes TAQDEER!

Tu Musalman Hy Tu Aisa

Think Abt It ..........


Jab Gai Masjid-o-Mimber
Pe Nazar Eid k Baad

Aise Majrooh Huey
Qalb-o-Jigr Eid k Baad

Dar-o-Deewar-e-Masjid
Ne Kia Hum Se Sawal

Jo Namazi Thay Gaye
Ab Wo Kidher Eid k Baad ?

Jitna Ramzan Mein Kamaya
Tha Ganwaya Aakhir

Haye Chorhi Hi Nahi Koi
Kasar Eid k Baad

Mo'takif Thay Jo Masjid k
Sutoono'n Ki Trha

Koi Bhi Aata Nahi Nazar
In Mein Eid k Baad

Wo Tou Shetaan Hy Azaad
Hua Hy Lekin

Tu Musalman Hy Tu Aisa
Na Ker Eid k Baad ...

Kiya pta kal teri ankh khule na khule

DAAG tere daman k dhule na dhule

Nekiyan tere tarazo me tule na tule

Aj hi gunahon se kr tauba

Kiya pta kal teri ankh khule na khule.

For All He Gives To Us

Jumma Is A Wonderful DAY

“To Pray”

“To Love”

“To Care”

“To Smile”

“To Relax”

And

“To Thank ALLAH”

For All He Gives To Us

Jumma Mubarak.

Islam is a perfect way of life

Islam is a perfect way of life,
so why stab yourself with a knife?
Sins and Deeds are a test,
so dont be a pest,
live life like a test,
Allah is the greatest.

I am not interested in Married womans

Wife: You changed after marriage.
Husband: I’ve told you that
“I am not interested in Married womans”

Beth Kar Paani Pene Se

Beth Kar Paani Pene Se

1. Gurday Kharab Nahi Hote.

2. Ghutney Hamesha Active Rehty Hain.

3. Reedh Ki Haddi Mazboot Rehti Hay.

4.Dil K Wall Kabhi Band Nahi Hote.

Marriage is very important part of life

Marriage is very important part of life.
You know why?
?
?
?
?
?
Because
“Life is not only about happiness”

Cheti cheti vyah kralo CHVLO

ree Free Free!!
Dhoti nal kacha Free,
Gaan (Cow) nal Vachha Free,
Cheti cheti vyah kralo CHVLO,
Nhe ta tuhanu milega wohti naal bachaa Free

when I Go to my bed

Every cold night,
when I Go to my bed…
Think……..
.
.
.
.
.
Kaaaaaaaaash main bhi shadi shuda hota …..!
GooD NighT

Shadi karo wahan jahan

Shadi karo wahan jahan
Sasur ho maldar
Saas rehti ho beemar
Saalay hon bekar
Biwi jaisi b ho
lekin
Saliyan hon 3 ,4
aur wo b Super star..

Hum Aaj Apni Maut Ka Samaan Le Chale

At the time of RUKHSATI
Dulhay k mobile pe bell howi
The Ringtone was,
Dil Mein Chupa K Armaan Le Chale
Hum Aaj Apni Maut Ka Samaan Le Chale….. :

you will regret it later

Don’t marry the person you want to live with…
Marry the one you cannot live without…
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..

Talaq ki Sab se Barri Wajah kya hai?

Interesting But True Facts About Marriage:

Q. Kya Shadi Jannat ka Darwaza hai?
A. Ji Han! Magar Bahir Jany ka.

Q. Insan Apni bewuqufi Par Kab Khush Hota hai?
A. Shadi k Din.

Q. Kya Zabani Larrai main Aurat se Koi Jeet Sakta hai?
A. Ji Han! Dusri Aurat.

Q. Talaq ki Sab se Barri Wajah kya hai?
A. Shadi. :-)

A lady broke a signal

A lady broke a signal and

was presented in front of the judge.

Lady: Your honor please let me go

I am a school teacher,

I am getting late for my class.

Judge: Aahaa so you are a teacher,

I have waited for this moment all my life,

now write down

“I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT”

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET YOU GO.

My heart will be your shelter

From this day forward,
You shall not walk alone,
My heart will be your shelter,
And my arms will be your home.

Power of Mathematics

Power of Mathematics

One day a box wasn’t opening.

Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open

Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open

Physician came, applied all forces but no change

Even the biologist failed

mathematician came & said

Aik aurat naqab mein ja rahi thi

Aik aurat naqab mein ja rahi thi pas khara aik larka us ko dekh k gana ganey laga

"Rafta rafta meri ankh jis se lari hai
Wo samney mere khari hai"


Aurat naqab utha kar boli:




"Rafta Rafta Teri Ankh Jis Se Lari Hai Wo Teri Amma Se Bhi Bari Hy:-D

Friday, November 20, 2009

Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye

Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye
Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho
Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye

I am sorry i love you

I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai
Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai

Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye

Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.

SORRY

SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…
Don't get confused , Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You…..
Have A wonderful day…

You always have the key to my heart

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,
Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.

This is a very special sorry to you!

Sorry!
This is a very special sorry to you!
Please excuse my all mistakes
before the end of this year.
Happy New Year.

Jaan Dene Ki Ijaazat

Jaan Dene Ki Ijaazat Bhi Nahi Detey Ho...




Warna Mar Jaen. Abhi Mar K Mana Len Tumko.

Syed Wasi Shah.

Apney Uljhey Huwey Din Raat Bhi Suljha Na Sakey

Apney Uljhey Huwey Din Raat Bhi Suljha Na Sakey
Itney Be-faiz Hain Khud Apney Hi Kaam Aa Na Sakey

Saaya-e-Zeest Ko Dhaltey Huwey Daikha Lekin
Taptey Sehra Pay Koi Naqsh-e-Khushi Paa Na Sakey

Dil Bhi Machla Tha Nigahein Bhi Palat Jaati Theen
Unn Ki Dehleez Pay Lekin Ye Qadam Jaa Na Sakey

Dil Ki Taskheer Hi Darasal Fatah Mandi Hai
Unn Ko Paa Kar Bhi Magar Hum Unhein Apna Na Sakey

Daastan Kehney Ki Kuch Waqt Ne Mohlat Hi Na Di
Lab Kusha Ho Na Sakey Dil Unhein Dilkhla Na Sakey

Khilti Kaliyon Ke Tabasum Ki Haqeeqat Kya Hai
Bikhrey Phoolon Say Jo Poocha To Woh Samjha Na Sakey ….!

Mujh Say Kehti Ho Mujhay Tum Say Mohabbat Hai

Tum Kehti Ho Mujhay Phoolon Say Pyaar Hai....?
Magar Jab Phool Khiltay Hain
Tu Unhain Tehni Say Toor Dalti Ho
Tum Kehti Ho Mujhay Baarishoon Say Pyaar Hai...?
Magar Jab Baarish Hoti Hai
Tu Chuppti Phirti Ho
Tum Kehti Ho Mujhay Hawaoon Say Pyaar Hai....?
Magar Jab Hawa Chalti Hai
Tu Khirkiyan Band Kar Leti Ho
Phir Is Waqt
Main Khoof Zada Sa Ho Jata Hoon
Jab Tum..... Mujh Say Kehti Ho
Mujhay Tum Say Mohabbat Hai

Kuch Likhna Chahata Hoon

Pholoon Ki Woh Mehakti Khushboo
Barish Ka Woh Bhega Pani
Aur Hawa Mein Thi Jo Rawani
Kya Uss Mousam Ka Khumaar Likhoon?

Kuch Likhna Chahata Hoon
Sochta Hoon Kya Likhoon?

Thi Chehrey Par Unkey Masomiyat
Aankhoon Mein Thi Thori Shararat
Aur Baatoon Mein Woh Nazakat
Kya Unka Rangeen Mizaaj Likhoon?

Kuch Likhna chahata Hoon
Sochta Hoon Kya Likhoon?

Unka Aaker Muskurana
Jo Rooth Jaon To Manana
Jate Jate Phir Rulana
Kya Unka Yeh Andaaz Likhoon?

Kuch Likhna Chahata Hoon
Sochta Hoon Kya Likhoon?

Yaadoon Mein Unkey Ashk Bahana
Her Shaam Ek Diya Jalana
Soi Umeed Ko Roz Jagana
Kya Unka Yeh Intezar Likhoon?

Kuch Likhna Chahata Hoon
Sochta Hoon Kya Likhon ...

Woh tera naam tha

Jis ki jhankaar main dil ka araam tha, Woh tera naam tha

Mere honton pe raksaan jo ek naam tha,Woh tera naam tha



Muj se mansoob theen dastaneen kahi, Aik se aik nayi

Khubsurat magar jo ek ilzaam tha, Woh tera naam tha



Kaise karta kisi aur ki gufhtguh, Yaad tha sirf tu

Muj ko mere janoon ka jo inaam tha, Woh tera naam tha



Suba se shaam tak jo mere paas thi, Woh teri aas thi

Shaam k baad jo kuch lab_e_baam tha, Woh tera naam tha



Dost jitne the na ashna ban gaye, Paarsa ban gaye

Jo mere sath ruswaa sar_e_aam tha, Woh tera naam tha



Gham ne tarikhiyon main uchala mujhye, Maar dala mujhye

Ek nayi chaandni ka jo pahgaam tha, Woh tera naam tha



Tere hi dam se hay yeh kateel aaj bhi, Shaeri ka wali

Is ki ghazloon main kal bhi jo alhaam tha, Woh tera naam tha

mujhe tum se kuch kehna hai

Suno!
muujhe tum se kuch kehna hai

Mujhe se budguman mut hona
meri is baat pe heran mut hona
aaj tum se ijazat chahi hai main ne
yeh soch kay pareshan mut hona

Sunoo!
Aaaj tumhari ankhon main nami hogi
dil main eik khalish bhi uthi hogi
dard aanso ban kay behta hoga
udasi chaar so pheli hogi

Sunoo!
kisi ka chehra jo dekho tu
os main mera chehra na khojna tum
kaheen yeh wahi tu nahi
yeh soch kay na har kisi ko rokna tum

Sunoo!
mujhe eik yaad samjh kay bhula deana
mujhe eik unkahi kahani samjh kay bhula deana
main gauzre waqt ki dhol thi shayed
yeh soch ka hi khud ko behla leana

Sunoo!
mujhe tum se kuch kehna hai
kuch kehna hai......

Kyun tham gaye tere chehre pe yeh nazar

Kyun tham gaye tere chehre pe yeh nazar
Na tha jab meri mohabbat ka saya udhar
Tu bhol gaye humara tarz-e-takhatub bhi
Humse bhulaye na gaye teri berukhi magr
Kiya jo eyhad tujhse nazrien churane ka
Zamane ne phirya humko issi sabab har nagar
Kiya tha jo tu smajh leti meri yeh nazar
Na hota yeh qissa na hoti yeh ghazal

Khudaa ham ko aisii Khudaaii na de

Khudaa ham ko aisii Khudaaii na de
ki apane sivaa kuchh dikhaaii na de


Khataavaar samajhegii duniyaa tujhe
ab itanii bhii zyaadaa safaaii na de

hanso aaj itanaa ki is shor mein
sadaa sisakiyoun kii sunaaii na de


abhii to badan mein lahuu hai bahut
kalam chiin le raushanaaii na de


mujhe apanii chaadar se yuun dhanp lo
zamiin asaman kuchh dikhaaii na de


gulaamii ko barakat samajhane lagein
asiiroun ko aisii rihaaii na de


mujhe aisii jannat nahiin chaahe
jahaan se MADINA dikhai na de

main ashkoun se naam-e-MUHAMMAD(SAW) likhuun
qalam chhiin le raushanii na de

Khudaa aise irfaan kaa naam hai
rahe saamane aur dikhaaii na de

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one of My favourite Ghazal.

Masood Khan & Sheelu: Khuda Hum Ko Aesi Khudai Na Day




bas wohi ek ghazal sabse chupa li meine.

Mujse mat pooch ki kyun aankh jhuka li maine,
teri tasveer thi jo tujhse chupa li maine,
jis pe likha tha ki tu mere muqaddar mein nahi,
apne maathe ki woh tehreer mita li meine,


har janm sabko yahaan sachha pyaar kahaan milta hai,
teri chaahat mein to umr bita li meine,
mujhko jaane kahaan ehsaas mere le jaayein,
waqt ke haathon se ek nazm utha li meine,


ghere rehti hai mujhe ek anokhi khushbu,
teri yaadon se har ek saans saja li meine,
jiske sheron ko woh sunke bahut roya tha,
bas wohi ek ghazal sabse chupa li meine.

Yeh baat umer bhar samjh na paayi may

Muddat say jiss kay waaste Dil bay qaraar tha
Woh laut kar na aaya magar intezaar tha

Jo humsafar tha chorr gaya raah may mujhe
May phans gayee bhanwar main woh darya ke paar tha

Manzil qareeb aayi to tum door hogaye
Itna to tum batao kay yeh kaisa Pyaar tha

Chilman giradi yeh kis ne dono ke darmiyan
Na woh sakoon se betha, na mujh ko qaraar tha

Yeh mukhtasar sa haal hai rukhsat ke waqt ka
Ankhon main aansu aur Dil beqaraar tha

Yeh baat umer bhar samjh na paayi may
Kyun Dil mera us ka talabgaar tha

Kisi ko mein bhi gham apna sunana chahta hoon

Ajeeb Shakhs hoon Khudh ko jalana chahta hoon,
Mein khudh ko rakh kar kahe bhool jana chaht hoon,

Meray naseeb ki khushiyan bhi kab milli mujhko,
Bas ab to umer bhar ansoo bahana chahta hoon,

Najaney kitni mohabbat hai ranj-o-gham hai mujhey,
Koi bhi dard ho dil mein chupana chahta hoon,

Baha baha ke yeh ansoo bikhar chuka hoon bohaat,
simat ke zaat mein ab muskurana chahta hoon,

Jisey aik umer se Dil mein basa kai rakha hai,
Woh raaz aaj mein sab ko batana chahta hoon,

Wohi yaad hai jo acha kaha hai logo ne,
Baqaya sarey sitam bhool jana chahta hoon,

Mujhe zamaney nai pathar samjh liya hai magar,
Mein aik insan hoon sab ko batana chahta hoon,

Jo mujh se ruth chuky hain zamaney ki khushiyan,
To mein bhi khushyon se ab ruth jana chahta hoon,

Woh meri khwahishein woh mera khuwaab woh mera bacheni,
Umer rafta mein phir sai woh pana chahta hoon,

Koi to ho jo mujhe bhi lagaye seenay se,
Kisi ko mein bhi gham apna sunana chahta hoon

Mein mar hi jaaon koi aisi saza do mujh ko

Chahoo Jo meri khataoon ki saza do mujh ko
Per Khata kya hai zara itna bata do mujh ko


Meiney chaha tha tumhien aisey tu aakhir kyun kar
In wafaoon k siley aisi wafa do mujh ko


Bhoolna tum ko hamarey liey na mumkin hai
Jo ho sakey tu sanam tum hi bhula do mujh ko


Ab agar soch hi lia hai jo qata ka "SAAIR"
Mein mar hi jaaon koi aisi saza do mujh ko


~Syed Hasnain Raza Saair~

kaisay bhoolon ga tere saath guajare lamhay

phir kisi yaad ne raat bhar hai jagaya mujhko
Kiya saza di hay mohabat nay khudaya mujhko

Din ko aaram hai na rat ko hai chain kabhi
Janay kis khaak say kudrat nay banaya mujhko


Dukh to yeh hai keh zamanay main milay ghair sabhi
Jo mila hai woh mila ban ke paraya mujhko

Jab koi bhi na raha kandha mere ronay ko
Ghar ki deewaron ne seenay say lagaya mujhko

aab to umeed-e-wafa tum say nahein hai koi
Phir charaghon ki tarah kis ne jalaya mujhko

Bewafa zindagi ne jab chor diya hai tanha
Maut ne pyaar say pehloo main bithaya mujhko

Woh diya hoon jo mohabbat ne jalaya tha kabhi
Gham ki andhi ne subah aur shaam bujhaya mujhko

kaisay bhoolon ga tere saath guajare lamhay
Yad aata raha julfon ka hi saya mujhko.....

Yun na Mujh ko dekh Tera Dil pighal na jaye

Yun na Mujh ko dekh Tera Dil pighal na jaye
Mere Aansuo se Tera Daman jal na jaye


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Wo Mujh se phir mila hai Aaj Khawabon mai
Ae Khudaya kahin Meri Neend khul na jaye



*~~*~~*~~*


Pucha na ker sab ke Samne Meri Kahani
Kabhi Tera Maam Hoton se nikal na jaye


*~~*~~*~~*


Ji-Bhar ke dekh lo Hum ko Tum Sanam
Kya pata phir Zindagi ki Shaam dhal na jaaye


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Yun na Mujh ko dekh Tera Dil pighal na jaye
Mere Aansuo se Tera Daman jal na jaye

Saza toh yaad rahi our khata bhool gaye

Dard deker mohabbat ki ada bhool gaye
Dil mein the kaid mager rasm-e-wafa bhool gaye.

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Jin aankhoN meiN chhalakte the sharaab her dum yuiN,
Kya ghula Zeher, maikede ka nasha bhool gaye.

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Zakhm dete rahe Lawa bhhi ugalta hi raha,
Guzre haiN Ishq mein per Rooh-e-wafa bhool gaye.

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Shumaar rehte kabhie the aziz logoN meiN,
Ab khyaloN meiN bhi woh dil ka pata bhool gaye.

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Be-piye 'musafir' Gunah kerne ko mazboor hua,
Saza toh yaad rahi our khata bhool gaye.

Dil mera tujhko itni shiddat se chahta kyu hai

ye dil tujhe itni shiddat se chahta kyu hai
Har saans ke sath tera hi naam aata kyu hai


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Tu kitna bhi mujhse talkh e talluk rakhle
Zikr phir bhi tera meri zaban pe aata kyu hai


**********


Yuh to hai kayi fasle tere mere bich
Lgata phir bhi tu mujhko meri jaan sa kyu hai


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Teri furkat main tadapne ki ho chuki hai adat meri
Tere dur hone ka phir bhi ehsaas mujko rulata kyu hai


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Ye jaanti hu ke tujhko nahi mohabbat mujhse
Magar phir bhi lab pe mere tera hi naam aata kyu hai


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Hai yaqeen tujhko paana na hoga mumqeen mere liye
Ye dil phir bhi roz umeed ki shama jalata kyu hai


**********

Mehsus ki hai berukhi teri baato mian kayi baar maine
Lehjo wo phir bhi tera mujhko itna bhata kyu hai


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Hai khabar mujhko nikalega tu meri chahat ka janaza ek din
Mann mera phir bhi tere khwab sajata kyu hai


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Gar bichad na hi hai to khuda humko milata kyu hai
KAMSIN ko akhir wo itna satata kyu hai


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Dil mera tujhko itni shiddat se chahta kyu hai
Har saans ke sath tera hi naam aata kyu hai

Mujhpe bijli girao to jaanu sahi

Bhoolne waale se koyi keh de zara
is tarah yaad aane se kya faaida,



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Jab mere dil ki duniya basaati nahin
phir khayaalon mein aane se kya faaida




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Kya kahoon aapse kitni umeeden thi
Aap kya badle duniya badal si gayi,



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Aasra de ke dil tod te hain mera
Is tarah sataane se kya faaida,



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Chaar tinke jala ke kya mil gaya
Mit sakana zamane se mera nishaan,



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Mujhpe bijli girao to jaanu sahi
Aashiaan par girane se kya faaida...!!!

Tumhain yaad karke karwate badalte rahe

Yeh halat hamari hogayi tum se milne ke baad
Zindagi pyaari hogayi hai tum se milne ke baad

Her cheez main ek ajab rang hai Mohabbat ka
Her cheez pyaari hogayi hai tum se milne ke baad



Chaand taaron ko chooliya main ne bhi aaj
Duniya hamari hogayi tum se milne ke baad

Tumhain yaad karke karwate badalte rahe
Raat yun hi saari guzar gayi tum se milne ke baad

Aag per jab Kagaz rakha, Baqi bacha Kuch b nahi

Socha nahi acha Bura, Dekha Suna kuch b nahi

Manga Khuda se raat-din, Tere siwa Kuch b nahi


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Dekha Tujhe Chaha tujhe, Socha Tujhe Pooja Tujhe

Meri Wafa Meri Khata, Teri Khata kuch b nahi


**********



Jis per Hamari Aankh ne, Moti bichaye Raat bhar

Bheja wohi Kagaz usey, Hum ne likha Kuch b nahi


**********


Aur Ek Shaam ki Dehleez per, Bethey rahe wo Dair tak

Aankhon se ki Batain boht, Munh se kaha kuch b nahi


**********


Do-Chaar din ki Baat hai, Dil Khaak mai mil jaye ga

Aag per jab Kagaz rakha, Baqi bacha Kuch b nahi


**********

Jo chahe wo sitam mujh per rawa rukhay ye duniya

Batata hai mujhe aaina kaisi berukhi se
Ke main mehroom hota ja raha hoon roshni se



---X---X---X---


Kise ilzaam doun mein rai'gan honay ka apnay
Ke saare faisley mein ne kiye khud hee khushi se




---X---X---X---


Her ek lamha rehti hai taza ak shikayat
Kabhi tujh se , kabhi khud se , kabhi is zindagi se



---X---X---X---


Mujhe ab tuk bohut khahish thi khud se guftugu ki
Mein chupta phir raha hoon aaj apnay aap hee se



---X---X---X---


Jo chahe wo sitam mujh per rawa rukhay ye duniya
Mujhe youn bhi tawaqa ab nahi kuch bhi kisi se..

2 Betiyon Ki Shadi K Liye

2 Betiyon Ki Shadi K Liye,

Ek Faqeer Ko Jahaiz Ki Zaroorat hai.

Dosto! Roz 5 baar Balance Check Karen.

Aur Is Kaar-e-Khair Main Shamil Ho Jaen.


Samajh To Gaye Hogay. :-)

Apni mushkabaar saason se mehek jaane do…

Mujhe baahon mein bikhar jaane do
Apni mushkabaar saason se mehek jaane do…



Dil machalta hai aur saans rukti hai,
Ab toh seene mein aaj mujhe utar aane do



Apni mushkabaar saason se mehek jaane do…




Shokh nazron ko sharm aati hai,
Thartharaate hue labon ko chain paane do



Apni mushkabaar saason se mehek jaane do…




Raat tanha hai aur sard mausam hai,
Shola-e-ehsaas ko AB aur bhadak jaane do



Apni mushkabaar saason se mehek jaane do…




Behke hain hum fizaa Jo behki hai,
Dil ko dil rooh ko rooh mein sama jaane do



Apni mushkabaar saason se mehek jaane do…




Bikhre gesu hain bikhra kaajal hai,
Haule haule is shab ko tum guzar jaane do



Apni mushkabaar saason se mehek jaane do…




Abhi aur bhi armaan dil me baaki hai,
Yuhin baahon mein is raat ko kat jaane do



Apni mushkabaar saason se mehek jaane do…




Mujhe baahon mein bikhar jaane do
Apni mushkabaar saason se mehek jaane do…

Yaro Mai Hon Pakistani,

Pakistani Poem:

Mera T.V Hai Japani,
Or A.C Englistani,
Ghar Mai Bijlee Hai Na Paani,
Yaro Mai Hon Pakistani,

Mere Leadar Mun K Kaale,
Inke Zehnoo Me Hen Taale,
Dakoo Choor Lutere Saale,
Dil Me Inke Beimani,
Yaro Mai Hon Pakistani,

Tafreeh Gaahon Main Sannaty
Taleem Gaahon Main Dhamakay
Mere Logo Mai Nadani,
Meri Galyoun Me Chhai Weerani,
Phir Bhi Hum Hain Pakistani,

Aata Daal Nahi Tu Kya Hai
Main Khaalonga mayyat ki Biryani,
Sar Pe Mere Khaak uraani,
Meri Manzil Hai Anjani,
Yaaro Main Ho Pakistani.

Abadi Aur Wazeer

China ki Aabadi: 1 Arab 35 Crore, 14 Wazeer.


India: 1 Arab 27 Crore, 32 Wazeer.


America: 32 Crore, 14 Wazeer.


Bartaniya: 13 Crore, 12 Wazeer.


Pakistan: 17 Crore, 96 Wazeer.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Chalo bus karo ainda SMS kertay rehna.

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This diwali tumko mile

This diwali tumko mile
Rathore ki Aim
Film stars ka Fame
Game show ka Jackpot
Hit film mein ek spot
Jadoo ki chhari
lots of crackers aur phuljhari
sab ka dher saara pyar aur dosti
and lots n lots of fun n masti
Wishing u a very HAPPY DIWALI!

Ashirwad Mile Bado Se

Ashirwad Mile Bado Se
Sahyog Mile Apno Se
Khusiya Mile Jag Se
Doulat Mile Rub Se
Yahi Duaa Karte He Hum Dil Se

Wish U A
"Happy
Dipa

on the festival of Diwali

Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold…

These are the wishes for you

and

your family on the festival of Diwali

Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen

Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen,

Dukhon ka naas karen.

Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare.

Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen.

Happy deepawali

I know I have already been replaced

I have tried to move on
but with every guy
I feel more & more
like I’ll never be able to replace u.
And the sad thing is…
I know I have already been replaced

Azad Pakistan k Nalayk Jawano,

Azad Pakistan k Nalayk Jawano,

Agr aaj Valentines ya Friendship Day hota to INBOX Full hota.

Chalo!

Jaldi se utho or sbko wish karo.

Happy Defense Day

Maardalegi kya?Dil dena hai to de,

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai ,
Maardalegi kya?Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

TUM se jyada koun

sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM

Akha life mei tere jesa

Tera bahot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

apnun ko piyaar kar love nahi

Taeray ko nahi pata kay apun ko yeh looove pay yakeen nah aarela
is liaay apnun ko piyaar kar love nahi

hafta bhej kanjoos

Kya re!Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos

Enjoy the winter…!

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( ‘ ; ‘ ) ,, ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ”
(,,)(,,) ,,” ,, ” ,, ” ,,
OOooo….Sardi.

“HAPPY WINTER SEASON”

Enjoy the winter…!

God Take Care Of Person

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__0000000_0000000. * . * . *TAKE
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___0000000000000 * . * . * . *OF
____00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON
______0000000 * . *. * . * . ** .*.*THAT
________000 * . *. * . * … * . *.*IS
_________0* . * .. ** .. * . *.*READING
* . * .. ** .. * . * . * . *.*THIS sms

I’m giving to you a bird of friendship

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I’m giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.

Tajmahal 4u

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_|#|________#__________#_______.|#|
_|#|______#___ Tajmahal __#______.|#|
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one for the friendship

/ \\
( \\ ) one for the friendship
�.Y..
. |`?

./ \\
( \\ ) One for the money.
�.Y.
. |`?

./ \\
( \\ ) One for the happiness
�.Y.
. |`?

./ \\
( \\ ) One for the popularity
�.Y.
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Ab ap ka kya khayal hai?

l—–l—
l ‘.o
l /l\ phaansi
l JL
l
Ye b Bohat kum sms karta tha.
“LATKA DiA iS KO”
Ab ap ka kya khayal hai?

Good Morning Tree

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,;*”;,;*”;,;*”;,;*;,
*,¤Morning¤,*
__)(_ _)(_ _)(_ _

Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

Mobile ko seedhi taraf ghumao or dykho

Mobile ko seedhi taraf ghumao or dykho
(e
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( ) -
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I really miss u

Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi

Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!

Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe

Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!

oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir

Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,
par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae,
oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir,
saade layi das tu kade kande te vi khadi ae!!

AVAIN ISHQ ISHQ KARNA VAY

AVAIN ISHQ ISHQ KARNA VAY
AVAIN ISHQ ISHQ KARNA VAY
KADI ISHQ NU TOOL TAY SAI
TERI HASS DI AAKH VE PEG JAY
KADI ISHQ NU ANDRON PHOOL TAY SAI

Rabb da rutba apni tha te

Rabb da rutba apni tha te
Rabb da rutba apni tha te
yaar da rutba vakh,
rabb nu tarse atma,
te yaar nu tarse akh,
duniya vich vadmule dova de didar,
sab to mehanga sab to aukha
ik khuda te ik yaar.

Tusi bare hi chungey, nice, sohney o

Tusi bare hi chungey, nice, sohney
Tusi bare hi chungey, nice, sohney, ashey, cute , lovely,payare, smart, decent, hubsurat, naik,
perhaizgar te boht hi great and sharif insan da sms per rahe ho.

Zehar vekh k pita ta ki pita

Zehar vekh k pita ta ki pita,
Zehar vekh k pita ta ki pita, Ishz soch k kita ta ki kita, Dil de k j dil len di aas rakhi, Eho jeha pyar kita te ki kita………By Meetu

Meri sochan de vich raat gayi,

Ma haal ohna da (Yashika)
Ma haal ohna da (Yashika) puch baitha, chup kar k kolon langh gaye ne;

Meri sochan de vich raat gayi,
khabre rus gaye ne k sang gaye ne…………plz be mine.By Meetu

Sohna Dil te husan jawan hove

Sohna Dil te husan jawan hove
Sohna Dil te husan jawan hove… pakki sadak te ucha makaan hove…
aa ghut ke jhaphi pa laie jera pehla chade oh baimaan hove By Bikram

Tenu Meri Yad Ni Aandi?

,,,
(’-') Oye Gal Sun
<( )>
_/ \_
Tenu Meri Yad Ni Aandi?
Chal Koi Gal Ni
Menu Kaira Aandi Aey!
Pr Nahi yar
Yaad Aandi Ay Tey Sms Kita A Na!

Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita

Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!

Te ma Tere Waalan vich Phirda

BOY:
Kaash Menu Rab ne Nika jeya Brush banaya honda.
Te ma Tere Waalan vich Phirda.
GIRL:
Te jay Thora jeya Wada banaya honda,
te ma Tenu Flush vich phayrdi

teri yaad ne mobile fada dita

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.

Assa vaang musafir tur jaana

Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sada abaad rahe,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe.

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

O Marjani kehndi VEERA

Assi v kisi de Naal payar keeta C,
Odi yaad vich Dil bekarar keeta C,
darr darr k Aik Din izhaar keeta C,
O Marjani kehndi VEERA
MÄin tey Mazaak keeta C.

Cham cham kardi raAt

Cham cham kardi raAt,
TimTim karday tarey,
Na koi SMS na koi phone,
ki gal A pyaray,
YA tay sadi yad nahi aandi,
YA PAISSY Muk gay saray?

4 cheezan jina da koi jor nai

4 cheezan jina da koi jor nai.
1. Neendar patthay di.
2. Jawani kattay di.
3. Kamai sattay di.
te
4. Khurrak tattay di.

Hath nu milaun naal koi yaar nahi hunda

Pyar-Pyar kehan naal pyar nahi hunda,
Hath nu milaun naal koi yaar nahi hunda,
Unjh ta mil jande ne yaar har mor te,
Par har yaar saade jeha dildar nahi hunda.

Tu lutya mera Dil da chain

O mere Dil de chain, tere piche kutte pain,
Tu lutya mera Dil da chain,
rab kare tenu kire pain,
Tere nain Bade nashele jiven jharu de tille.
Tu mere dil Vich edan vasa,
Jiven Chikad Vich Majj Fasi,
Jane Jigar Jane Tamana,
Edhar aa terian Lattan bhana,
Jine mera Dil Lutya Ohnu Kutteian Nu mar Sutya…..

KHUSRAY BASHIR da

I want to dedicate a song
only and only for you.
“karan mein nazara jadon teri tasveer da,
painda ae pulaikha meno KHUSRAY BASHIR da.”

3 Charsi Motorcycle Pe Ja Rahe thy

3 Charsi Motorcycle Pe Ja Rahe thy.

Darmyan Waly ko AWAZ sunai di

" Thaaaaaaa "
Usne apne Aagy Wale se Pocha: Goli tenu vajji a?

Usne kaha: Nai.

Usne Apne Peechy Wale se Pocha: Te Fer Goli Tenu vajji a?

Wo B Bola: Nai.

Wo Khud Neechy Gir Gaya: Le fer Menu e vajji oou.

Je Tu Yaar Na Rakhaya RAAZI

Parh Parh Kitaban Ilm Diyan Tu Naam Rakh Liya Qaazi,

Hath Vich Pharh Ke Talvaar Tu Naam Rakh Liya Gaazi,

Makkay Madinay Ghoom Aaya Tay Tu Naam Rakh Liya Haaji,

BHULLY SHAH Haasil Ki Kita, Je Tu Yaar Na Rakhaya RAAZI.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

aaj un ko mere milnay se haya aati hai

jin k honton pe mere choomnay k nishaan abhi baaqi hain

aaj un ko mere milnay se haya aati hai...

so kiss on

“Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;
Then to that twenty, add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on,
To make that thousand up a million.
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Let”s kiss afresh, as when we first begun.”

my lips are eager to kiss you

My eyes are eager to see you,

my ears are eager to listen you,

my lips are eager to kiss you,

and my dreams in night are eager to welcome you.

Kissing is best practice for lips

Kissing is best practice for lips. It keeps the lips

wet
soft
flexible
and
reddish pink

so always keep kissing



to


sweet childrens only plzzzzz...

when I kiss you

Love is blind

Be very kind

when I kiss you

Please don’t mind.

KISS is purely organic and naturally sweet

KISS is purely organic and naturally sweet,

has no artificial ingredients and

is 100% wholesome.

Here’s one for you.

MMWAAAH! Have a nice day!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

right now is the time to begin

Keep up your spirits to cheer yourself
Don’t let the gloomies win.
A happy soul will get well fast,
And right now is the time to begin.

Looking forward to your return

Let’s go, get up, stop faking it;

Get your sorry behind off that bed.

Try positive thinking to get back to work.

Your illness is all in your head!

At least that’s what we hope.

Looking forward to your return

We Miss You!

Why you chose this particular time to get sick,

seems to us an insensitive choice.

So don’t be so selfish; don’t be a sloth;

get well soon so we all can rejoice!

We Miss You!

so I never walk alone

When it’s winter in the Valley
and my breath hangs in the air,
The snow will crunch beneath my feet
and glisten in the air.
The stars at night light up my world
so I never walk alone;
It’s clear and crisp and beautiful
in the Valley I call home.

Mausam Ne Li Angrai

Mausam Ne Li Angrai,

Aur Humne Orhi Razai,

Ice-Cream se Hui Larrai,

Moongphali Ghar Main Aai,

Cold Drink se Mun Morr Liya,

Coffee Se Nata Jorr Liya,

Happy Winter Season.

Sardi Ka Mausam

Chilghozy Ki Khushbu,

Moongphali Ki Bahar,

Sardi Ka Mausam,

Aany Ko Beqarar,

Thori Si Masti,

Thora Sa Pyaar,

Maflar, Sweeter Rakho Tayyar,

Happy Winter Season Mere Yaar.

Sardiyan Aagai Hain

-> S
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Sweeter

Nikaal Lo, Sardiyan Aagai Hain. :-)

The magic of wet red leaves

The taste of Oranges
The walk in Frost
The Golden sunlight
The beauty of Autumn colors
The magic of wet red leaves…
“Happy Slow Arrival of Winter”

The bushes look like popcorn balls

Snow makes whiteness where it falls
The bushes look like popcorn balls
And places where I always play
Look like somewhere else today

Wintry snow fell from the darkened

Wintry snow fell from the darkened skies,
The wind was hollowing its sorrowful cries,
You and I were standing by the stone fireplace,
I stared at the glow of warmth upon your face…

2 Baar Lips Pe

2 Baar Lips Pe.

2 Baar Gaal Pe.

1 Martaba Mathay Pe.

2 Baar Eyes Pe.


Cold Cream Zaroor Lagana.
Sardi Aarahi Hai Na. :-)

Happy Winter Season.

Dunya mein kitnay Bar-e-Azam hein

Teacher: Dunya mein kitnay Bar-e-Azam hein?
Pathan Student: ji 3 hein.
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
aur
3. Mera chacha
Haji Azam:-)

Larki Nahi Mangetar Hy

Pathan Kony Me Chup K Mobile Pe
Kisi Se Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha
Aadmi:Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho?
Pathan:Maa Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hy !!!

Aa chal tuje aik or chaker doon

Pathan cycle pe ja raha tha Bloach mila or bola
ALLAH ke nam pe kuch de do Khan Pathan..
Aa chal tuje aik or chaker doon

1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha

1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:


Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?



Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.

Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya. :-)

Enter Ur PIN

Breaking News
ATM @ Tariqroad Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition




Bcoz


Khan Sahab's Wife Put Hairpin In Machine Whn It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ;)

Pathan Drives to Multan

Pathan Puts His Hand on his Girlfriend's hand.
While Driving from Islamabad to Lahore.


She smiles and said: You can go Further.

And



Pathan Drives to Multan. :-)

Pathan was Weeping

Pathan was Weeping:

Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?


Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai.

Man: Mera Baap Mar Gaya Magar main to Nahi Roya.


Pathan: Oye Tera Baap kya Anday Deta tha. :-)

agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega

Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->

Try Again

Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan,

Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.


Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?


Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai "Try Again." :-)

Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye

1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,

wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:

Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.

Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?

Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?

Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega. :-)

Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.




Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)

acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana

Bhikari Pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.

Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.

Pathan: acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana... ;->

larka apni girlfriend se

Aik pathan ka gadha gum ho gaya..
Usay talash karte karte woh park mein pohanch gaya..
Wahan ek larka apni girlfriend se kehta hai..
“Mujhe tumhari ankhon mein saari duniya nazar aa rahi hai..!
Pathan Chillaya:
Bhai Dekhna!
Mera Gadha Nazar Aa Raha Hai Kya?

Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar

Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay hain.
Ali: Khan g kia hua.
Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy
Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy
Pathan: Log kehtay hain k Pathano ka Dimagh nahi hota jab k hamara Bhai Dimagh k Cancer se mara hy!

We Salute Pathans

1. Russian General in 1987:
Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth. These people cant be defeated by force.

2. By American General in 2004:
We are fighting a meaning less war against the Rocks.

3. By Indian General in Siachin War:
If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I'm sure that at least Kashmir was Ours.

*Dont send ONLY bad msgs in name of Pathans.

We Salute Pathans.
Be united , We are all Pakistani.

Why are you kidding ?

TEACHER-should aim for 90% marks!
STUDENT-i’ll get 100% marks!
TEACHER-What.. Why are you kidding ?
STUDENT- Who starts ?

An application to the head master in Punjabi

An application to the
head master in Punjabi.
guzarish hai k mera hun school
aan nu dil nai karda
tusi bachian wi alag kar dittian ne
te sadi calss vich ek v kuri nai hagi
tay madam v koi khas pataka nai
hor ni tay kuj kam valiyaan he sonyan rakh lavo
bari meharbani howe gi.
tuada faithfull
pappu chammay

Making parodies of teachers

Fights for friends.
Joyful trips.
Examination fever.
Suspense of results.
Making parodies of teachers.
Joking with juniors.
Carefree laughters.
Gossips about affairs.
Just everything….
People call it ill manners.
We call it life.

How old is your father.?

Teacher: How old is your father.?
Jhonny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Jhonny: He became father after I was born.

Dosra SHADI SHUDA tha

TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li
Usey KHUDKUSHI krni pari
Dono me fark batao?
STUDENT: Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,
Dosra SHADI SHUDA tha.

Explain Digestive System in one Sentence?

Teacher: Explain Digestive System in one Sentence?
Student: It is Da Process Which Starts
with Eatng from your Rite Hand
&
Finishes With Washing From the Left Hand.

Can You Define Who is a Lecturer…???

Teacher to Student:
“Can You Define Who is a Lecturer…???”
Student:
“A Lecturer is a Person
Who has a Bad Habit
of Speaking when Someone is Sleeping.

Madam are you Hen?

Studnet to Teachr: Madam are you Hen?
Teachr: Shut Up! Why are you asking?
Student: Why you alway give me “Aanda” in test.

Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao

Teacher: Al beruni ke bhai ka naam batao?
Pathan soch mai
.
.
.
Pathan replied
.
.
.
.
.
Al andruni…!

aap meri biwi hotein

Teacher:
Agar sache dil se Rab se Dua ki jaye to wo poori hoti hai…!!!
Student:
Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri biwi hotein.

SHALWAR Bandhane K Lye

Teacher : ALLAH Ne ”PAIT” Q Banaya Hy.??
.
.
.
.
Pathan :
SHALWAR Bandhane K Lye…

Saima ny kapre pahen liye hain

Teacher to children is ki English main translate karo:
“Saima ny kapre pahen liye hain”
Children: “Shit we are late” :-

law of finance

Law professor:
“Which is the most important law of finance
for starting a new business?”
student:
“father in law”.

The way you teach

The way you teach.
The knowledge you share.
The care you take.
The love you shower.
Makes you.
The world’s best teacher.
Happy Teacher’s Day!

once his teacher beat him on his Hips

A child never seen his hips.
once his teacher beat him on his Hips,
He came back home & saw his hips on mirror & said
“kameeni nay 2 tukray kar diye”

my sister is 16 yrs old

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .

Then, what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?

STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

You are the best Teacher in this world

You are the best Teacher in this world.
Wherever I may go in my life,
I will always remember that
I had an excellent guide
in the form of a teacher, You.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Take chit in the exam

Take chit in the exam,

scratch and show to your nearest teacher

win a trip to principal’s office

and enjoy 3 days holiday at home

Hurry, offer valid till exam last!!!!

Teacher: What is the difference between Landline and Mobile Phone

Teacher: What is the difference between
Landline and Mobile Phone..?
Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger
while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.

Love as if its never going to hurt

Dance as if no ones watching,
Love as if its never going to hurt.

Making parodies of teachers

Fights for friends.
Joyful trips.
Examination fever.
Suspense of results.
Making parodies of teachers.
Joking with juniors.
Carefree laughters.
Gossips about affairs.
Just everything….
People call it ill manners.
We call it life.

Take a deep breath and say loudly

If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
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This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.

First line to write in exams

First line to write in exams:
“All the answers written below
are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
is unintentional and purely accidental”

Son:Sorry Bashir Saab

Father to son:
If You don’t pass your Exams this time
Dont call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Bashir Saab.

Education is an organized system

Education is an organized system

through which we waste half of our life

to learn how to waste

the remaining half of our life!

which makes u pull ur hair

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

Law Of Answering In Examination

The Law Says:
"If You Can't Convince Them, Then At-least Confuse Them."

Do You Know Which Law It Is?

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The Law Is

"Law Of Answering In Examination"

3 Things Should Never Be Asked

3 Things Should Never Be Asked


1. A Man's Salary

2. A Girl's Age

And

3. A Student's Percentage


It Hurts a Lot! :-)

Tum Barrey Ho Kar Kia Karo Gay

Teacher: Tum Barrey Ho Kar Kia Karo Gay?
Student: Shaadi.

Teacher: Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kia Banogy?
Student: Dulha.

Teacher: Oho! I Mean Barrey Ho Kar Kia Hasil Karogy?
Student: Dulhan.

Teacher: Uffo! Matlab Aisa Kia Karo Gay, Jo Tumne Pehly Kabhi Nahi Kia?
Student: Nikkah. :-)

Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye?

Father to his son: Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye?

Son: Teacher kehti hain k 3+5=8

Agly Din Kehti Hain k 4+4=8

Phir Kehti Hain k 6+2=8

Unko Khud he Confirm Nahi to Mujhe kya Paas Karengi...!

Remix Version of TWIST

Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,
Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)
N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.

My Exams are Near

I Drink T.V while Watching Coffee.

I Switch Off Bed when I lay on Lights.

I Eat Mobile while Talking on Apple.



Confused?


In short,
My Exams are Near. :-)

Teacher: Agar Main Tumhari Ammi Hoti

Teacher: Agar Main Tumhari Ammi Hoti,

To Tumhain 2 Din main Sudhaar Deti...




Student: Main 2,3 din Main Abbu se Mashwara Kar k Batata Hon! :-)

A boy of 1st class to her teacher

A boy of 1st class to her teacher.

Do you like me?

Miss. So sweet.

Student: When should I sent my parents to your home?

Miss. Why?

Student: To talk about us.

Miss: What are you saying?

Student: For tuition.

Suroo kisney kiya?

Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks
Student: I will score 100 % marks
Teacher: Mazaaak kyon kartey ho?
Student : Suroo kisney kiya?

Announcement in a university

Announcement in a university:

“Will the students who parked on the driveway, please move their cars…”

20 minutes later:

“Will the 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes…”